LTTE Sets the Record Straight

[TamilNet, Thursday, 07 February 2008, 09:41 GMT]

By special correspondent “Peas”
Leader
At a time when our brave cadres are successfully claymoring elderly pilgrims and suicide bombing Colombo school baseball teams, the LTTE Information Enforcement Service (L.I.E.S) has published an addendum to their list of ‘firsts’ in the world.

As many a die-hard diaspora supporter would know, the LTTE is quite proud of their many pioneering achievements, some of which are:

  1. Inventing the suicide jacket to snuff out multiple lives.
  2. Inventing the cyanide capsule to snuff out one’s own life.
  3. The first to assassinate a meddlesome foreign leader.
  4. The first to attack defenseless zoo animals

911
Credible sources have revealed that Al Qaida is now trying to rob the LTTE of the glory of another pioneering achievement. Do not be misled by recent international headlines about 2 mentally retarded Iraqi women who blew themselves up in Baghdad markets.(http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/meast/02/01/iraq.main/index.html) They were not pioneers. Al Qaida in Iraq copied LTTE’s ingenious tactics as usual. In the words of Dr. Peter Leitner, who is the President of Higgins Counter Terrorism Research Center, and a former Professor with the National Center for Bio Defense at George Mason University:

"Al Qaeda imitates while LTTE innovates" (http://www.asiantribune.com/?q=node/9462)

DDL.I.E.S affirms that LTTE claimed the honor of using a disabled women as a suicide bomber first, when handicapped Sujatha Vagawanam blew herself up at arch traitor (or cat with nine lives) Douglas Devananda’s office on 30th November 2007. If there are any stubborn elements among you who doubt L.I.E.S, you can see said act immortalized on tape by a security camera here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUdUEOVdEuc

or read this photo essay:

http://www.foxnews.com/photoessay/0,4644,2794,00.html#1_0

Lastly, we request our loyal diaspora to continue supporting L.I.E.S, which will strive to enforce our version of truth all over the world!