[TamilNet, Wednesday, 26 March 2008, 00:15 GMT]
A TamilNet "world exclusive” by Andarea Thiyagaraja
LTTE Information Enforcement Service (L.I.E.S.) has informed TamilNet that HRH Prince Harry, the Third in line to the British Throne has now being deployed in Eelam to fight the Racist Sinhalese Army advancing towards Eelam.
Prince Harry was serving in Afghanistan since in mid-December till the end of February when the information was leaked out to the public. Since then his whereabouts have been a mystery. TamilNet is now able to reliably report that the Prince Harry is in fact deployed on the front lines in Mannar and is fighting alongside the soldiers of Eelam against the SLA.

The head of British Army Sir Richard Dannatt speaking to TamilNet stated that the Prince was transferred to Mannar because he would not be facing targeted attacks from Terrorist organizations such as the Taliban and Al-Qaeda there, adding “It is very unlikely that the Sri Lankan State will go after the Prince personally”.
However General Dannatt statements have done little to stop Harry’s relatives and close friends from worrying. The SLA is most notorious for planting Booby-Traps and laying out landmines in Eelam, and the Princes’ well wishers are worried that he may face the same fate as N.Kumara who was found at the outskirts of Mannar, Or face death by a Sri Lankan Air Force (SLAF) bomb.
When questioned about these threats General Dannatt stated that the SLAF poses no danger because the SLAF is only known to bomb forest reserves, schools and medical facilities and stated that Several carders from the LTTE Grandma Brigade will be sent ahead of the Prince when he’s walking to avoid triggering a land mine himself.
Furthermore a according to a TamilNet insider at the Buckingham Palace Prince Harry will soon be married to an Eelam Princess. It is widely speculated the Princess will be none other than Princess Dhuwaraha, the daughter of the Supreme Sun God. Eelam insiders hope the marriage will further strengthen the centuries old traditional bi-lateral ties between Great Britain and Tamil Eelam.

According to British Tabloids the couple has met briefly in several Royal functions during the last 15 years and is said to be deeply in Love. A high ranking LTTE official speaking to TamilNet stated that the wedding will announced in the coming weeks and the wedding will be held in Westminster in a true Eelamic fashion. It is also reported that the estimated dowry of Princess Dhuwaraha will be around 3 Billion Pounds.