A messege to the Diaspora on White Pigeon Sponsored Thai Pongal 100% Non-Terroristical Purposes Money-Raising Event’s Lack Of Attendance!

[TamilNet, Wednesday, 27 February 2008, 00:10 GMT]

Leader of the Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE) V. Prabahkaran (Thalaivar) Addresses Diaspora on White Pigeon Sponsored Thai Pongal 100% Non-Terroristical Purposes Money-Raising Event’s Lack Of Attendance! The following is a full text of his speech.

ADO DONKEY FOLLOWERS OF NON-EXISTENT EELAM! Someone please explain to me why our annual LTTE bonanza for Thai Pongal day where we LTTErs raise tons of your hard earned janitor wages from our Donkey Diaspora Toilet Cleaners has been a complete failure????

I can understand why the local Tamilstinian population here in the Vanni are totally disheartened with my 100% legitimate TAMIL-JIHAD against the SriLankanos due to the brutal oppression and taxation I have put these disposable “Brown Shrapnel-Sponges” through for the last 20 years……but for there to be dissent among the deluded diaspora is totally un acceptable! These are the people I like to call human ATM machines that CHA-CHING Ten Dollars out of their butt-cheeks every time we publish a 100% accurate victory story on TamilNet!

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Yet now I see this scheduled 10,000+ Donkey gathering was reduced to less than 1,500 people and not a single V.I.P – Very Important Puligal (Tiger) showed up! Oh the HORROR! What am I to do now that my loyal supporters are turning their backs on me!??? How sad that the show scheduled for 5 hours was reduced to 2 hours and that tickets sold for 25 Quid were reduced to 10 Pound a piece?! Come on Donkeys! How can I possibly indiscriminately slaughter Sinhalastanis in their Buses and Trains when you don’t send me enough money to buy weapons!!!? ADO!! This is a crisis! Someone get me a plate of turtle curry and two child soldiers, some Vasoline and a pair of pink panties,… I need to retire to my dimly lit bunker to think of a new war strategy!

Also I command the 100% attendance at the next supreme and Eelamic event "Ilam Kaatru" (Wind of Eelam), in Harrow which is organized by the Tamil Yout Organization (TYO). It will feature my little child soilders from the UK who soon will be joining me in Wanni. All proceedings are to for my Child soilder training center (The Youth Centre for Science and Education) in Visvamadu. Be there my beloved people. The show will hold a special demonstration of the latest ennovations of Eelam including the HERD 2000 TRANSLATOR and the Eelam Time Machine.

Pulikalin Thagam Thamil Eelath Thayagam (Brap Brap).