[TamilNet, Friday, 22 February 2008, 04:00 GMT]
TamilNet Offers New TRANSLATION TECHNOLOGY for our Dispersed Diaspora who may have become a bit rusty in the Eelam Language.
Reported by Watson ‘Thambi’ Ponapillai
Presenting the: HERD 2000 TRANSLATOR ™
After 25 Years of Almost achieving Eelam, we Tamils Diaspora LTTE supporters have had to Migrate to all corners of the globe under the cover of Free Refugee Visas to escape the ‘GENOCIDAL INTENT’ of the Racist, Homophobic, Sinhala GoSL. As you can see, one of the main reasons is we are fighting this freedom struggle to get Tamil recognized as a Language in Sri Lanka, but have had to learn and adopt the many wonderful White Culture languages like Norwegian, French, Canadian, Swedish, South African, German, etc.
So it comes as no surprise that we Eelamists and our offspring who are fortunate to be born as Second Class Citizens into Utopian White Colonial cultures (as our Grandparents were) have lost touch with our own Language. Thus as an example, when Eelamists from Norway say something in the Media, the rest of us have difficulty understanding it. Therefore for us to preserve Unity and Solidarity we have decided to provide a Translation Service to standardize the Many Tamil Eelam voices around the world into our One True OFFICIAL EELAM LANGUAGE: English.
Developed by the Same LTTE scientists who brought you the EELAM TIME MACHINE at the Ministry of Science, Technology and innovations of Eelam, Using state of the art Herd Vocal Recognition Technology (HVRT) – HERD 2000 TRANSLATOR™ converts the words of Eelamists and LTTE sympathizers of various foreign tongues into the Eelamist Culture’s Official Mother Language.
Here is a Demonstration of the HERD 2000 TRANSLATOR ™ in action on the recently Unbiased words of British Foreign Secretary David Milibrand commenting on Sri Lanka’s 60th anniversary of Independence.
UN-TRANSLATED SPEECH
“Violence can never provide an answer to Sri Lanka’s problems. People in Sri Lanka need to find space to realize their many similarities, rather than becoming further polarized by their differences. A sustainable solution to Sri Lanka’s conflict can only emerge through a just political process involving all communities.”
-David Milibrand (British Foreign Secretary)
TAMILNET’S HERD 2000 TRANSLATION ™ OF SPEECH:
“” MOOOO! Violence can never provide an answer to Sri Lanka’s problems. BAAAAAA! People in Sri Lanka need to find space to realize their many similarities, HEE-HAW, HEE-HAW, HEE-HAW! rather than becoming further polarized by their differences. MOOOOOO!! A sustainable solution to Sri Lanka’s conflict BAAAAAAAA! can only emerge through a just political process involving all communities. HEE-HAW, HEE-HAW, HEE-HAW!”
-David Milibrand – via HERD 2000 TRANSLATION ™
And there you have it! HERD 2000 TRANSLATOR ™ in action!,…completely coherent, understood by all Diaspora Eelamists! Now all Tamil Eelamists around the world can unite and understand each other in a common language till Eelam is Won!
Hee-Haw!