[TamilNet, Sunday, 17 February 2008, 03:40 GMT]
Spotless Track record of Human Rights and Role Model Country Germany has made it clear that they will no longer stand for the Gross Holocaust being perpetrated on Tamils in Eelam. TamilNet’s Exclusive interview with OberGruppenFuhrer Heidemarie Wieczorek-Zeul (Aryan descendant of Gozer “The Gozarian”) reveals how the Fourth Reich Government of Germany intends to approach the issue of Human Rights Violations, Tamil Casualties, and Genocidal mishandling of Internally Displaced People (IDPs) by the Racist Homophobic Sinhala Government of Sri Lanka.


TamilNet: Ms. Wieczorek-Zeul, can you please tell our intelligent, informed, and independent thinking Diaspora audience what you believe is going on in Sri Lanka today?
OGF HEIDEMARIE: Vell as I understand it, ze Tamilz are striving for a Racially Pure Homeland, which ve here in Deutschland (UBER ALLES!!) are qvite familiar vith und can relate vell to. But I am informed zat ze Government of Sri Lanka are mistreating civilians und the casualty rate of ze Tamilz is getting quite appalling. As ze leading country in ze European Union (E.U.) und as a country zat has great deal of experience dealing Vit Civilians und Internally Displaced Peoples (IDPs) like ze Jews in ze 3rd Reich of 1937. We Deutschevolk expect zat every country in zis day und age is held to ze high standards of vhat Deutschland (UBER ALLES!!) has performed in ze past!
TamilNet: In January The Racist Sinhala Government of Sri Lanka (GoSL) has withdrawn from the Ceasefire Agreement. What can Europe and the world do?

OGF HEIDEMARIE: Ja Vell it is qvite zimple, ve vill put forth a proposal to the E.U. to pass sanctions on ze Genocidal government of Sinhala Sri Lanka. If zees SVINEHOOD UNTERMENSCHEN refuse to OBEY OUR ORDERS, zen ve vill be forced to act by passing Sanctions on zis inferior country.
TamilNet: But how can Germany influence the GoSL when Mahinda Rajapakse and his cronies have made it clear that they will not tolerate outside Meddling by foreign Western governments?
OGF HEIDEMARIE: Zay hav No choice. The Fourth Reich of Germany is ze MOST POWERFUL country in ze E.U. Vhat Ve says is always OBEYED VITHOUT QVESTION! People alvays look to Deutschland (UBER ALLES!!) to lead ze Vay in Human Rights und Fair Treatment of Ze Prisoners Of Var (POWs)! Our own country’s Track Record dating back to 1939 demonstrates our ability as Ze foremost and Self-Righteous Moral Compass for Ze Verld to follow. We are also far Superior as ze Master Race to dictate zees sort of things to UNTERMENSCHEN 3rd VERLD Goverments like ze GoSL. 
TamilNet: And if they refuse to Obey Germany?
OGF HEIDEMARIE: Ve Vill then alzo boycott ze Sri Lanka by preventing our Rich Fat German men from going to ze Sri Lankan Beaches in Ze South like Bentota und Hikkaduwa und supplying Zer Deutsch Marks for Sinhala Kinder to earn a living. Zis will be most effective as ve all know zat Ze South Economy is sustained by our kinder-loving Tourists.
TamilNet: And if they still refuse to Obey Germany?
OGF HEIDEMARIE: Zen Ve Vill invade Zem like Poland 1939 und convert Zees UNTERMENSCEN into Glorious Democracy of Human Rights as Ve accomplished in 1945. Und der Tamil peoples vill hav der Homeland of Racial purity just like ve Deutschevolk hav.
TamilNet: Thank you very much Obergruppenfurher Ms. Heidemarie
OGF HEIDEMARIE: Ja voll Mien Capitan!