[TamilNet, Monday, 11 February 2008, 00:05 GMT]
TamilNet has leartnt that the Tamil diaspora have been urged not to fly SriLankan (airlines) by the Sun God, as the money that is spent on the airline ticket is used to buy a Kfir, which in turn will be used to kill brave Eelam soldiers and Peace Doves like Thamilchelvam.
Since the Tamil Eelam Air Force (TEA) successfully destroyed over 60% of the racist Sri Lankan Air Force’s planes in Anuradhapura late last year, the SLAF has been struggling to rebuild its arsenal. Peace Dove Brigadier Thamilchelvam was murdered by the only plane that is in running condition for the SLAF. In fact, the saga that unfolded a few months back on the visa revocation of the CEO of SriLankan due to him not accomodating racist Sinhalese President Mahinda Rajapakse was a massive cover-up operation, Tamilnet investigators revealed. The truth is that once the racist Sinhalese government takes back control of SriLankan, they will merge part of the SriLankan fleet with that of the SLAF. Then all the planes in Sri Lanka will be used to target innocent civilians, peace doves and civilian media units operating in Eelam. Mihin Air will be turned into the national carrier with the remaining fleet.
However, as a precursor to this grand machiavellian plan, the racist Sinhalese government has already made plans to use the money earned from SriLankan ticket sales to buy Kfir jets. This is because the management handover of the airline is still not quite complete, and till then, the fleet transfer cannot take place. It is in anticipation of this plan that the brave soldiers of the LTTE attcked the Katunayeke airport, hoping to destroy the entire SriLankan fleet – alas, it was not to be.
When Tamilnet contacted the LTTE media spokesperson, he made special note of the fact that a London-Colombo return trip costs approximately US$950/= on SriLankan. There are approximately 156 seats in economy class (all loyal Tamils will fly economy class and donate their excess money to the LTTE). If all economy class seats are occupied, the airline will earn US$148,200/=. Coincidentally, Tamilnet has learnt that that is the exact price the Israeli government has agreed to sell a Kfir to the racist Sinhalese government for! Though most people are surprised that the Israeli government is willing to sell a Kfir at such a cheap rate, it is a fact. It is not a mere coincidence that Kfir means ‘lion cub’ in Hebrew. And it is common knowledge that the racist Sinhalese associate themselves with the lion. This has been a grand, hidden conspiracy between the Israeli and the racist Sinhalese government all along.
Tamilnet has also learnt that the entire racist Sinhalese staff of SriLankan as agreed to work for the airline free of charge, as part of their war effort. Even the catering services, the CPC and the CEB has decided to provde their services to the airline free of charge. This means that SriLankan has no operational costs whatsoever. Thus, for every SriLankan flight that has a fully occupied economy class, the racist Sinhalese government will be able to buy a Kfir jet.
As loyal supporters of Eelam, Tamilnet urges all readers to stop flying SriLankan as soon as possible. Further, Tamil Eelam Airways will also soon begin operations, giving flyers a healthy alternative.
- Reporting from Colombo and Tel Aviv