[TamilNet, Saturday, 26 January 2008, 23:53 GMT]
A report by Andarea Thiyagaraja
Yes. In a new and startling development the Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam have declared their open support for the “Green Movement”. In a statement by the LTTE web site of the non-existent peace process, the LTTE have expressed shock over an incident of the Sri Lankan Air Force bombing one of the “extensive forest replanting done by the LTTE in recent times”.
The residents in Killinocchi are said to be in a state of shock over the bombing, that destroyed their beloved trees which they have not seen for over 10 years because the LTTE have declared the area a “high security zone”. Now they will even lose the luxurious of gazing at the trees from afar. It’s believed that this is another move by the Sri Lankan government to make life miserable for the inhabitants of Eelam.
How ever it’s the first time the LTTE have acknowledge their “Forest Protection Division” is involved in “extensive forest replanting”. This raises the questions who destroyed the forest in the first place for them to replant it.
Sources close to the LTTE leadership says that this is a part of a huge move by the LTTE to GO GREEN. The LTTE are expected to get the world’s green movements to act against the Sri Lankan forces. The green movements will open NGO offices in Sri Lanka and will start to pressurize the government into stopping the bombing of “uninhabited areas where trees are present” and urge them to focus their attention to civilian areas where they can get the maximum casualties. The LTTE in turn will turn over billions of dollars as donations to the various green organizations in US/Canada/Europe to continue with this massive undertaking.
And it doesn’t stop there. The LTTE will also introduce hybrid-suicide bombers to reduce air pollution and still be effective in killing thousands in one go. It’s still unclear how they will be made but the LTTE insiders are confident in the ability of the Great Sun God to make it happen. On a side note, the LTTE have overwhelmingly denied the existence of their headquarters in the high security zone which was bombed, as it would have meant building such a base would have caused destruction to the environment.