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LTTE’s Pink Tiger Brigade’s ‘Penetration’ Attack Kills 210 SLA in the Northern Front

16 August 2008

[TamilNet, Saturday, 16 August 2008, 03:00 GMT] Two Hundred and Ten Sinhala Army (SLA) soldiers were killed in the early hours of Sunday at Ki’laali in the Northern Front, according to Irasiah Illantharyian the Military Spokesperson of the LTTE Freedom fighters and SOLE REPRESENTATIVES ® of the Eelamish people. In a scary Pre-Dawn raid, the [...]

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Posted in Funny108 Comments2008-08-15+03%3A08%3A54

TamilNet Leadership Spotlight: Brigadier Balraj, the Tiger with the ‘Heart of Gold’

12 August 2008

[TamilNet, Wednesday, 13 August 2008, 01:00 GMT] TamilNet salutes the passing of yet another LTTE Hero: Kandiah Balasekaran, or as we all knew him as Colonel Blaraj, CODENAME: “THE CLEANER”. Now posthumously awarded the Brigadier Title by Thalaivar himself. His Beginnings Kandiah Balasekaran, better known as Brigadier Balraj, like all Hero Freedom Fighters of the LTTE came [...]

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Posted in Leadership Spotlight, People, Specials64220 Comments2008-08-12+18%3A05%3A12

Old Fat Fucker

08 August 2008

[TamilNet, Saturday, 09 August 2008, 01:00 GMT] Old Fat Fucker had a gunE-ore-E-ore-OAnd in his head was useless shitE-ore-E-ore-O With a fat fuck here, and a fat fuck thereHe’s a fuck, she’s a fuck, all of them are tiger fucksOld fat fucker had a gunE-ore-E-ore-O Old fat fucker had old shitE-ore-E-ore-OBut now no one will fall for itE-ore-E-ore-O With [...]

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Posted in Funny, Songs6596 CommentsOld+Fat+Fucker2008-08-08+17%3A17%3A01

TamilNet Nobel Peace Prize Nominations: Vote Now*

31 July 2008

[TamilNet, Sunday, 20 July 2008, 01:00 GMT] With the growing demand to name a Tamil person to be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize TamilNet is proud to bring you a Tamil Eelam Certified Poll so YOU, the loyal non-brainwashed Tamil Eelam supporter can voice your opinion. Although the TamilNet team stands firmly behind our nomination of [...]

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Posted in Democracy, Polls67327 Comments2008-07-20+16%3A40%3A42

Dr Brain Seneviratne’s TEN GENOCIDES™ of the Tamiloid People.

28 July 2008

[TamilNet, Monday, 28 July 2008, 01:00 GMT] The Sinhala Doctor who tell the TRUTH® about the 100% Credible and Non-Exaggerated GENOCIDE™ of the Tamilstinian people of Eelam has just completed his painstaking research to bring to the Really Smart Tamil Diaspora populations what is really going on in the Sinhala Controlled Open Prison System for Tamils [...]

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Posted in Background, Specials62513 Comments2008-07-27+16%3A55%3A40

The Saga Continues: Potta Velu and the Closet of Secrets

28 July 2008

[TamilNet, Tuesday, 29 July 2008, 01:00 GMT] The Saga Continues from the previous adventure of our heroes. Back to Shri Ellalan After a refreshing holiday at home and, ahem, on the beaches, it was time for little Velu to return to Shri Ellalan, scene of his famous adventure with the Philosopher’s Left Nut. His parents dropped him [...]

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Posted in Background, Funny, Potta Velu, Specials6668 Comments2008-07-28+11%3A50%3A37

TamilNet Leadership Spotlight: Lt. Colonel Thileepan

16 July 2008

[TamilNet, Tuesday, 05 February 2008, 16:35 GMT] “Nineteen years ago, on the 15th of August 1987 at 9.30 a.m at the Nallur Murugan Temple, a young Tamil leader, adopting the Gandhian Ahimsa mantra, sacrificed himself in a bid to achieve basic freedom for his people. His main objective was to bring awareness and action to [...]

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Posted in Leadership Spotlight, People, Specials63718 Comments2008-02-04+01%3A33%3A00

TamilNet Musical Department Presents: Is this the Way to Eelam

13 July 2008

[TamilNet, Monday, 14 July 2008, 01:00 GMT] TamilNet Musical Department Presents: Is this the Way to Eelam The song was written by a young Diaspora Eelamist in Canadam. Where he dreams about Eelam and meeting his true here, Thalaivar. Written to the music of ”Is This The Way To Amarillo”. Music by Neil Sedaka and Howard [...]

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Posted in Funny, Songs6588 Comments2008-07-13+18%3A36%3A11

TamilNet Investigation Reveals: Kfir Incest

25 June 2008

[TamilNet, Wednesday, 25 June 2008, 01:00 GMT] TamilNet Investigation Reveals: Kfir Incest More than a year ago the Tamil Eelam Air Force (TAF) launched 03 successful night stealth sorties on the Sinhalam Air Force Base Katunayake. As appeared in Tamilnet- information unveiled exclusively from the pilots, the LTTE’s military strategists and B.Raman: 40% of the SLAF [...]

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Posted in Funny920 Comments2008-06-24+16%3A31%3A51

TamilNet Background: Potta Velu and the Philosopher’s Left Nut

20 June 2008

[TamilNet, Friday, 20 June 2008, 01:00 GMT] TamilNet Background: Potta Velu and the Philosopher’s Left Nut PROLOGUE Contrary to defamatory reports in the racist homophobic pro-GoSL media, the great Thalaivar is actually a very well-educated individual (by Tamil Eelam standards anyhow). He was a star student at the Shri Ellalan Vidyalayam, which was a school for ‘gifted’ [...]

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Posted in Background, Potta Velu, Specials64114 Comments2008-06-20+00%3A29%3A43

TamilNet Presents: The Land Called Eelam

10 June 2008

[TamilNet, Tuesday, 10 June 2008, 01:00 GMT] TamilNet Presents: The Land Called Eelam Written by Colin Hay and Ron Strykert with Tamil Eelam Ministry of Musical Innovations. Music by Men at Work. Recommended to be read/sung with the music. Travelling in a bombed-out white vanOn a Tiger trail, ass full of gerbilI met a Sinhaloid [...]

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Posted in Funny, Songs65713 Comments2008-06-09+17%3A40%3A41

TamilNet Leadership Spotlight: S. P. Thamilchelvan, the Peaceful Tiger

09 June 2008

[TamilNet, Monday, 09 June 2008, 01:00 GMT] TamilNet Leadership Spotlight: S. P. Thamilchelvan, the Peaceful Tiger With mischievously boyish good looks and the ginger smile of a Cheshire cat, SP. Thamilchelvan was known as the warm smiling face of the Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam. Also a Brigadier (posthumously) this “Man of Peace” was [...]

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Posted in Leadership Spotlight, People, Specials64021 Comments2008-06-08+17%3A58%3A52

SUMMER OF ‘83

06 June 2008

[TamilNet, Tuesday, 20 May 2008, 04:15 GMT] TamilNet: Eelam Theme Song to be sung during Black July SUMMER OF ‘83 (Lyrics By Eelara and Music by Bryan Adams) I got my first real g-stringStole it from the Padma ShriWore it ’till my butt-crack bledWas the summer of ‘83 Me and some guys from Shri EllalanHad a [...]

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Posted in Funny, Songs816 CommentsSUMMER+OF+%E2%80%98832008-05-20+04%3A24%3A31

Dr Rama Mani Switches Careers!

24 April 2008

[TamilNet, Thursday, 24 April 2008, 00:30 GMT] Yes its true! We here at TamilNet are proud to inform our Lusty Readers that Dr. Mani has since moved on from her short-lived R2P Implementation business to secure a 100% deserved and rightful Tamil Homeland for the LTTE who are the Sole Representatives of all the Tamils [...]

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Posted in Funny, Human Rights, People64726 CommentsDr+Rama+Mani+Switches+Careers%212008-04-23+23%3A59%3A18