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Sinhala Chauvinists© Gain Two-Thirds Majority in Parliament Entire Sri Lankan Cricket Team Suspended By SLC for Thrashing India Tom Clancy and Ubisoft Commit Unprecedented VIDEO GAME GENOCIDE™ Lee Kuan Yew Says Rajapakse Extremism Cannot Be Changed Mano ‘Gahapang’ Ganeshan’s Brother Goes GENOCIDAL™ Public Apology to Parameswaran ‘BigMc’ Thambi
 
Sinhala Chauvinists© Gain Two-Thirds Majority in Parliament

Sinhala Chauvinists© Gain Two-Thirds Majority in Parliament

The GENOCIDAL™ Sinhala Overlord Mahinda Rajapakse’s party has finally managed to gain a totally unexpected two-third majority of seats.

Entire Sri Lankan Cricket Team Suspended By SLC for Thrashing India

Entire Sri Lankan Cricket Team Suspended By SLC for Thrashing India

BREAKING NEWS: All eleven members of the Sri Lankan cricket team along with the twelfth man have been handed out penalties by the totally sensible Sri Lankan Cricket board after they had the audacity to hand India a comprehensive, no holds barred, pants down, six-of-the-best THRASHING in Dambulla (with bonus point to boot).

Tom Clancy and Ubisoft Commit Unprecedented VIDEO GAME GENOCIDE™

Tom Clancy and Ubisoft Commit Unprecedented VIDEO GAME GENOCIDE™

The GENOCIDAL™ Sinhala war against We Thamizh has taken a new twist, with the ever-scheming Sinhaloids having convinced French video game developer Ubisoft and famed American military author Tom Clancy to release a shockingly anti-Tamil video game for the Playstation Portable as their latest crime against humanity.

Lee Kuan Yew Says Rajapakse Extremism Cannot Be Changed

Lee Kuan Yew Says Rajapakse Extremism Cannot Be Changed

The Minister Mentor (whatever that means) of the totally liberal republic of Singapore has publicly denounced the devilishly evil Sinhala Overlord as an extremist Sinhala Buddhist chauvinist© in his recently released book.

Mano ‘Gahapang’ Ganeshan’s Brother Goes GENOCIDAL™

Mano ‘Gahapang’ Ganeshan’s Brother Goes GENOCIDAL™

Leaving Kazuthai population Eelam Tamilians in utter disbelief Prabha Ganeshan, the brother of ever Eelam faithful Mano Gahapang Ganeshan, and low caste Tamil P. Digambaram have joined the government to strengthen the GENOCIDAL™ hands of the evil Sri Lankan President Mahinda Rajapaksa.

Public Apology to Parameswaran ‘BigMc’ Thambi

Public Apology to Parameswaran ‘BigMc’ Thambi

News has emerged that Parameswaran Subramaniam, that glorious We Thamizh who magnificently demolished Lt-Colonel Thileepan’s record by embarking on a McHunger Strike™ for 24 days outside the parliament of our British white masters, actually did NOT eat a single Big Mac (with a side of wadei). Not even a Happy Meal!

TamilNet Poll: Vote for Best News Item of the Year (Final)

TamilNet Poll: Vote for Best News Item of the Year (Final)

18 January 2009

[TamilNet, Sunday, 18 January 2009, 17:06 GMT] As TamilNet nears the 100th anniversary (January 26th) of reporting to the world on LTTE (Sole Representatives® of the Tamil people) affairs in a completely non-biased manner and exposing the 100% non-exaggerated TRUTH® about the 200% credible GENOCIDE™ of Tamils taking place in Sri Lanka, TamilNet would like [...]

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TamilNet Poll: Vote for Best News Item of the Year (Part 2/2)

TamilNet Poll: Vote for Best News Item of the Year (Part 2/2)

02 January 2009

[TamilNet, Friday, 02 January 2009, 04:20 GMT] As TamilNet nears the 100th anniversary of reporting to the world on LTTE (Sole Representatives® of the Tamil people) affairs in a completely non-biased manner and exposing the 100% non-exaggerated TRUTH® about the 200% credible GENOCIDE™ of Tamils taking place in Sri Lanka, TamilNet would like you, the Loyal [...]

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TamilNet Poll: Vote for Best News Item of the Year (Part 1/2)

TamilNet Poll: Vote for Best News Item of the Year (Part 1/2)

19 December 2008

[TamilNet, Friday, 19 December 2008, 11:30 GMT] As TamilNet nears the 100th anniversary of reporting to the world on LTTE (Sole Representatives® of the Tamil people) affairs in a completely non-biased manner and exposing the 100% non-exaggerated TRUTH® about the 200% credible GENOCIDE™ of Tamils taking place in Sri Lanka, TamilNet would like you, the [...]

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TamilNet Poll Results: Nobel Peace Prize: Thalaivar Wins

TamilNet Poll Results: Nobel Peace Prize: Thalaivar Wins

19 December 2008

[TamilNet, Friday, 19 December 2008, 01:00 GMT] It is with great pride and humility we at TamilNet report that Rt. Hon. Lord Thalivar, the one and only Sun God of Eelam has won the poll to be nominated as the Tamil candidate for the Nobel peace prize. The poll was conducted in a 100% unbiased manner and [...]

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Posted in Polls6 Comments

Karunanidhi & Jayalalithaa Do The DONKEY DANCE For Eelam.

12 November 2008

[TamilNet, Wednesday, 13 November 2008, 01:30 GMT] Tamil Nadu politicians have been increasing the pressure on the Tamil-Hating Indian government, but nothing compares to Chief Minister and Fisting Enthusiast, M. Karunanidhi and his sluggish counterpart Ms. Jayalalithaa of the AIADMK (All India Ass and Donkey Party) have decided to do the DONKEY DANCE to save [...]

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TamilNet Leadership Spotlight:  Col. Shankar, the Tiger that ‘Touched the Sky’…

TamilNet Leadership Spotlight: Col. Shankar, the Tiger that ‘Touched the Sky’…

04 November 2008

[TamilNet, Tuesday, 04 November 2008, 01:00 GMT] Vaithilingam Sornalingam, alias Colonel Shankar (CODENAME: Stewardess), was born in September 1949, the second of Six Eelamish Children. He studied at Tamil Maha Vidyalayam in the Vanni and then later enrolled in a Boarding School at Hartley College in Point Pedro. He quickly discovered his talents at [...]

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Posted in Leadership Spotlight, People, Specials16 Comments

100% Useful Tamil Eelam Proverbs

100% Useful Tamil Eelam Proverbs

02 November 2008

[TamilNet, Monday, 21 April 2008, 01:00 GMT] Tamil Eelam Proverbs, From the LTTE in Sri Lanka Here is a list of 100% true Tamil Eelam Proverbs which have been in existence of thousands of years. (Brought to you by the 100% non-jobless editors/readers of this site. Extracted and Elamaized from the TamilNet Comments Section and compiled [...]

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Posted in Funny18 Comments

TamilNet LEGAL NOTICE

TamilNet LEGAL NOTICE

01 November 2008

[TamilNet, Sunday, 02 November 2008, 01:00 GMT] It has come to our attention that a certain Sinhala Racist attempting to shut us down has been writing us very threatening and provocative and almost Borderline Genocidical™ Letters by trying to claim that we are in violation of Copyrighted material – namely the Digital Image Below: In a Letter [...]

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Posted in Editor's Notes5 Comments

Letter from a LTTE Cadre to Her Mother

Letter from a LTTE Cadre to Her Mother

11 October 2008

[TamilNet, Sunday, 12 October 2008, 01:00 GMT] Dear Readers As a special Correspondent to TamilNet I have been going around all over Eezham reporting 1000% unbiased fact based stories. I recently visited Killinochchi. Contradictory to many GoSL punakku media, Killinochchi’s civil administration is very much in operation. When i was in Killi I got the opportunity to [...]

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TAMILNET NEEDS YOU:  Become a “VIRTUAL CORRESPONDENT”.

TAMILNET NEEDS YOU: Become a “VIRTUAL CORRESPONDENT”.

27 September 2008

[TamilNet, Saturday, 27 September 2008, 01:00 GMT] As Eelam War IV intensifies and the Stench of Sinhalese Homophobia can be smelled from our 14 meter deep bunkers in the Wanni, the need to get our 100% True unbiased message to our Clever INTELIGENT and NON-BRAINWASHED Diaspora becomes increasingly urgent. That is why we are calling [...]

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Mano Ganesan MP, makes Historical Speech to Sinhala Parliament.

17 September 2008

[TamilNet, Wednesday, 17 September 2008, 01:30 GMT] Western People’s Front Leader and 100% Non-Communalist all-round-good-guy Tamil, Mano Ganesan, addresses the Sinhala Parliament, accusing the Sinhala Government of trying to set him up and send him to jail and eventually rid themselves of him. He opened by saying that he is part of a conspiracy to be INDIVIDUALLY [...]

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Tamil Eelam Monkey Hunt Video

31 August 2008

[TamilNet, Sunday, 31 August 2008, 08:20 GMT] As Eelam is achieved more and more every day, our valiant hardcore Tamil Eelam soldiers are getting bored just sitting down and doing nothing. With the Sinhala Army, Air Force and the Navy almost destroyed there’s absolutely nothing to do in Eelam for Child soldiers. Therefore the Tamil [...]

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Posted in Funny, Tamil Eelam Ministry of Forest, Wildlife and Environment Protection., Videos11 Comments

HEY THERE THALAIVAR

HEY THERE THALAIVAR

27 August 2008

[TamilNet, Thursday, 28 August 2008, 01:00 GMT] A Song sung by a LTTE Representative in Canada in one lonely night is now available for the highly educated TamilNet readers. The song is sung to this instrumental music. (Music by Plain White T’s) Hey there ThalaivarWhat’s it like in that small bunker?The Army’s 11 [...]

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Posted in Songs14 Comments

Tamil Eelam Aviation Ministry to Open Second International Airport

Tamil Eelam Aviation Ministry to Open Second International Airport

22 August 2008

[TamilNet, Friday, 22 August 2008, 01:00 GMT] TamilNet learns that the most glorious, proudly mono-ethnic land of Tamil Eelam is to open a new international airport in Mullaitivu, following the successful launch of our first international airport at Iranamadu. The need for a second airport arose because the racist SLAF constantly tries to batter the [...]

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Posted in Defence, Organizations, Tamil Eelam Aviation Ministry11 Comments

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