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Rajan Anna Subjected To RENDITION GENOCIDE™

12 February 2010

[TamilNet, Friday, 12 February 2010, 14:40 GMT] Lost in the frenzy of current political events in Sri Lanka, an under-reported story is that Rajan anna was most brutally abducted and RENDITION GENOCIDED™ to Sri Langa by beastly Sinhaloid intelligence agents. The abduction took place in late January when demonic Sinhaloid yakkas captured Rajan anna from an [...]

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Liberal Canadian Politician Bob Rae takes totally 100% Worthwhile Trip Half way across the World to accumulate Frequent Flyer Miles

24 June 2009

Gold Member Status Achieved! [TamilNet, Friday, 12 June 2009, 16:30 GMT] Friend of Eelam and Former Colonial Master Bob Rae took a quick trip round the world earlier this week stopping briefly in Sri Lanka (which currently occupies the Eelam Territories) to have a quick chat with the local authorities of the Airport before hurriedly boarding a [...]

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The Truth about Thalivar’s death

24 June 2009

[TamilNet, Wednesday, 17 June 2009, 15:45 GMT] We here TamilNet would categorically deny the propaganda spouted by GOSL and beg to counter it with 1000% truths of diarrhoeal nature and tsunamic magnitude. The rumours of our Thalivar’s death … oops sorry, very sorry … I mean sabbatical in heavenly Eelam after the great battle, is exceedingly [...]

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Ranilan’s Lament

07 June 2009

[TamilNet, Saturday, 06 May 2009, 02:00 GMT] This song was heard emanating from Ranilan “Traitor” Wickramasingham’s luxury condo in Oslo last month. Sung to the tune of “Last Kiss” by Pearl Jam© 2009 Ranilan “Traitor” Wickramasingham (lyrics only) Oh, where oh where can my Velu be? Sinhalams took him away from me He’s gone to hell, so [...]

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Top Tamil Human Rights Official Demanded An Independent Investigation Of Sinhala Government For Issuing Freedom Fighter LTTE An Unprecedented ‘Six Of The Best, Trousers Down, Ass Whooping.’

28 May 2009

[TamilNet, Thursday, 28 May 2009, 02:00 GMT] Head Chief of All Human Rights Crybaby and Whiner Organizations, Navi Pillay, told an emergency meeting of the Geneva-based U.N. Human Rights Council that tens of Millions of Eelamish people had been killed or injured in intense fighting between the Racist Sinhala government and the 100% Non-Terrorist Tamil Freedom [...]

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Posted in Funny1650 Comments2009-05-27+18%3A46%3A56admin

Toilet Nadu Elections

24 May 2009

[TamilNet, Sunday, 24 May 2009, 14:00 GMT] In a disappointing upset for Tamil Eelamistanis all over the globe it seems that the Dalit Rat-Catchers Jingoes of Jayalalitha Jayaram’ss voter bases have seemed to defect to the Congress Party side and cast their Vote for Muthuvel Karunanidhi the incumbent Chief Minister. It was widely expected that due [...]

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TamilNet Article Retraction

23 May 2009

[TamilNet, Saturday, 23 May 2009, 13:00 GMT] Editor-in-chief forced to SACK the Only Sinhala Staff Member Dear Readers, Once again Treachery has reached our shores. Or in this instance, our pristine offices with 5 star Toilet Facilities. It seems that one of our employees (not a Tamil) has decided to attempt to infiltrate our True Thamil Eelamazoid news [...]

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Sea Tiger Leader’s Relatives Abducted by Sinhala Navy during Ocean Holiday Cruise

16 May 2009

[TamilNet, Saturday, 16 May 2009, 09:30 GMT] Sinhala Navy sea units have abducted the family members of LTTE’s Sea Tiger wing leader Soosai friday morning (May 15) when they intercepted a small LTTE Holiday cruise boat in the Eelamic Ocean off the East coast. According to the sources, the Sinhalas have forcefully arrested five members of [...]

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Tamil Eelam Ministry of Sound Presents: Clean Up This Toilet

04 May 2009

[TamilNet, Monday, 04 May 2009, 01:00 GMT] A song displaying the love a typical toilet cleaner of the donkey diASSpora has for his job and the totally non-disturbing affection he feels for the toilets he cleans. Listen to the Song on youTube. Recomended to be sung with the tune. I do it for the toilets I gotta keep em [...]

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Reminder: TamilNet Defends “Pornographic” Charges

24 April 2009

[TamilNet, Friday, 24 April 2009, 07:55 GMT] By Dr. Watson T. Ponnapillai (MD, FCRAP)Considering recent allegation of inappropriate conduct in our supper successful website by obviously Sinhala agents, I’m reminding our readers that TamilNet defends the stories it writes. We never lie; exaggerate our stories or Photoshop pictures. We are resolute in our desire to [...]

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TamilNet Defends “Pornographic” Charges

24 April 2009

[TamilNet, Saturday, 24 May 2008, 14:00 GMT] TamilNet Defends “Pornographic” Charges TamilNet Editor-In-Chief Dr. Watson T. Ponnapillai MD, FCRAP. addresses Sinhala Racist Readers accusations of Pornography on our 100% Stellar Website. Over the past 10 years we here at TamilNet have been bringing you coverage of the War against Tamils and the Tragic Genocide that is Obvious [...]

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Tamil Eelam Ministry of Sound Presents : Eelam Song

10 April 2009

[TamilNet, Friday, 10 April 2009, 02:00 GMT] A song composed Prabhakaran – the King of Eelam - way back in the 80’s – and seems fitting to be sung for him right now. It must be sung to the tune of “Onna enawa Kallathoni allaganilla”. Song for Eelam ! (To be sung to the tune of “Onna enawa [...]

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Posted in Songs66246 Comments2009-04-09+01%3A29%3A17admin

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY from Vanni!!!!

14 February 2009

[TamilNet, Saturday, 14 February 2009, 13:00 GMT] TamilNet wishes all of our Really Really Smart DiASSpora readers a very happy Valentines’ Day. May you find your special Eelamic love in the Slums of Markham, or the Ghettos of Scar-Town or the Council Flats of Tooting London. To all our Brothers and sisters in arms in Toilet [...]

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TRAITORS FLEE! – Over 8000 Thalaivar’s Shrapnel Sponges Abandons Eelam

10 February 2009

[TamilNet, Tuesday, 10 February 2009, 01:00 GMT] In another sad event for our Eelam Struggle it has been noted that as many as 8000 Traitorous Worthless, Low caste Tamils have sneaked off during the night and escaped the “protection” provided to them by the Heroic Freedom Fighting LTTE! These Tamils were in fact Traitorous Lackeys (probably [...]

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