[TamilNet, Wednesday, 27 January 2010, 03:030 GMT]
TamilNet is saddened to report that after a nerve wrecking wait of expectation, voting in Sri Lanka has ended in a most unexpectedly calm and atrocious(TM) fashion, unlike how it was gleefully expected by the Western Media (the friends of Eelam).
It is clear now that our One Man Show Chakravarthi General Sarath Fonseka has been viciously ELECTION GENOCIDED™ at the Sinhala Only Presidency in a most ruthless democratic manner by the Sinhaloid masses (even in his own hometown of Ambalangoda), even though the Tamil votes (those very special kinds of votes) were deemed TOTALLY vital and decisive.
One reason as to such a GENOCIDAL™ result is that the Sinhala Only vote not being split 50/50 paving way for a “photo finish” as predicted by friends of Eelam and lovers of Sun Goat Iqbal Athas (the Sole defence analysist™ of GENOCIDAL™ Sri Lanka) to the extremely Eelam friendly BBC (Big Biased C*nts). The other reason is the -200% voter turnout in Tamil Only Eelam areas due to the 4 mini-nuclear bombs that were undoubtedly detonated by the homophobic supporters of Mahinda Rajapakse, though no one in the opposition conveniently bothered to die.
Another one of the leading causes which led to this result is the GENOCIDAL™ Sinhala Only™ Elections Department denying U.S. Citizen Tamil-loving General Sarath Fonseka his vote. This is the first time in the world that a presidential candidate has been ineligible to vote, so it truly is a refreshing change as promised by the Tamil loving General’s totally original slogan ‘Wishwasaniya wenasak’ (Un-freaking- believable change we can believe in). However, our sources indicate that this in no way affects his eligibility to vote…in Okla-Homa, that is. His inability to be bothered to be a registered as a voter speaks volumes about the kind of NEW Democracy the totally Non-American puppet Gen. Fonseka were trying to usher in to GENOCIDAL™ Lanka.
Tamil circles© are of the view perhaps Our glorious Sun Goat Rt Rev. Piripaharan got it wrong when he said “Sinhalese only remember things for rendu (two weeks).” However, Tamil squares disagree citing the Golden Rule of Tamil Only Eelam, that is ” Sun Goat is never wrong.” Tamil Triangles however are torn in between (no, not between the buttocks), while Tamil Pentagons are clueless in light of the evidence.
With this Democratic GENOCIDE™, hopes of keeping Tamil Only Eelam undivided (or, as the homophobic Sinhaloids put it, re-merging of the Northern and Eastern provinces), removal of Sinhala Only™ Army camps, freeing Tamil Only® Freedom Fighters© and achieving overall Tamil Only® Eelam has been slightly delayed. But just slightly.
Meanwhile 100% Non-American puppet General Fonseka’s loyalists have made a formal request to the GENOCIDAL™ Education Ministry to make changes to the Mahavamsa. They have suggested that the name of the creator of the Sinhaloid GENOCIDAL™ monument Ruwanveli Seya to be changed from the homophobic GENOCIDAL™ King Dutugamunu to the said King’s mason bass. When questioned about the patriotism of the Non-American puppet (Tamil-loving General Fonseka), they cite the glorious accidental© suicide bombing carried out by our freedom Fighters™ on Gen.Fonseka.
According to this line of brilliant non-idiotic logic it is understood that Mrs. Chandrika Kumarathunga who lost an eye in another one of our absolutely accidental© suicide bombings is more patriotic than the good General (who only suffered a few injuries). Taking this logic further, both Ranasinghe Premadasa and Rajiv Gandhi are even more patriotic as they DIED for Sri Lanka thanks our accidental© suicide bombings.
The fantastic disappearing act® by Pradeep Eknaligoda of Lankaenews.com hasn’t swayed the homophobic Sinhaloid vote in favour of unification of Tamil Only Eelam. Eelam loving democratic heroes Siva-gee-Lingum (Shiva’s dirty Cock) and Homobahu KaraunaRATne were also ELECTION GENOCIDED™. Furthermore, our friendly neighbourhood Maveerar, Homobahu KarunaRATne has been denied casting his extremely special vote because of his refusal to carry a GENOCIDAL™ Sinhaloid identity card. But later he has managed to cast his vote in favour of Tamil Only Eelam after being granted “SPECIAL” permission by the Elections Commissioner.
Amidst this hopelessness there is still a little “Change We Can Believe In” (Vishwasaneeya Wenasa) left. It has come to our attention that General One Man Show Chakravarthi is willing to falsely testify against his former Commander-in-Chief and Defence Secretary. However, in exchange he is requesting to be granted full political asylum, legal amnesty, a few female LTTE freedom fighters™ for his personal use, and 50% commission from all Tamil Only Eelam funds to his son-in-law Danuna ThilakeRATne.
It is apparent now Vishava Keerthi Sri Thri Sinhaladishwara, Sakala Sinhalaye Chakravarthi, Sri Rohana Janaranjana Mahinda Rajapaksa the GENOCIDAL™ Sinhala Only Overlord REIIGNS SUPREME in this brutally peaceful election with a ginormous percentage of the Sinhala Only™ vote. An alarming development of this election is that Sinhala Overlord Mahinda Rajapakse has now become the supreme all powerful Sinhala Juggernaut, capable of withstanding any challenge. This is not a good scene for Eelam at all! We Thamizh must thank Ponil and MANgala for making this all happen.
A report by Prof. Meapaiyah Pakatakaram Ponnaraja
@30, Lalani Silva, Why dont you lift your skirt and look for your Lanka tangled with your 2 feet long strap on. We have our lovely mother land Sri Lanka right in front of our eyes along with a awesome leader to lead us to prosperity. And you wanna know whats our leaders name is? Give you a clue, his initials are “M” and “R”.
Hello my dear Peelamists,
I’m back after a long and tiring campaign to GENOCIDE all dreams of Tamil Peelam and bring GENOCIDAL CHINKALAM overlord Mahinda Rajapaksha to power again…
After the end of the campaign I was waiting in my white van for the Peelam loving general, Mongala, Mano and Hakeem to come out of ‘Cinnamon Lakeside’ hotel after their delicious orgy… sadly I was cut off by the most GENOCIDAL RACIST HOMOPHOBIC CHINKALAM ARMY!! They would not let a gay orgy of that scale (spread across 70 flamboyantly decorated rooms) go unpunished!!
since fonsekaram lost the donkeys have held referendum in UK. the toilet cleaners have held an election in east ham (aka eazham) and finally achieved peelam. The British better watch the greedy,stinky toilet cleaners may ask for 50-50 representation in the House of Lords. Just imagine if the buggers go on strike? the white toilets will overflow.
@ Schlor
RE: “”What is wrong with our people? Even our heroes can’t get along. During the war I thought this site was a patriotic site. But now it looks like a site dedicated to a political party in SL.
If you are truly patriotic, please highlight the bad, no matter who it is. What is happening to our country? “”
Schlor, you have a good point there, I am also of the view that this site need to move in a different ways, in a more inclusive way to include all Sri Lankans. I feel that the Ltte threat has subsided somewhat and now we need to look at all the MP’s in the Jumbo Cabinet. I am sure some of them are Surplus to requirement and should be put out to pasture. While others who do some sterling work for their Electorate day in day out without a hint of scandal should be given the recognition they deserve.
We as Sri Lankans should bring to the attention of other Sri Lankans who do good work as MP’s for their constituents. I think this will help to weed out the bad apples and move us all forward as a Country.
I hope Dr Watson is listening to our pleas and hope he has the courage to make all the necessary decisions.
“”Hey Elara, your timing is impeccable. But with Furher gone, who’s gonna sodomize Pongala and Ponil. Do you think they would resort to rug munching?”"
Please note:
I have a pair of very furry Gerbils that needs re-homing. Ranil & Mongalam are welcome to apply to be their surrogate parents. All checks and wetting will be done independently prior to re-homing. Past candidates need not reapply.
i would definitely like to get it up there by guruvigirl.
nice article as always..lol..
Modaya @54
very good point…lpte is dead, kaput, flushed…
SF to lost…
end of story…
now lets see if this site can truly be patriotic and take on corrupt government officials and their misdeeds also…
right from the top…
If not…overtime…the site will only be good for those who blindly support one leader, his family and his party irrespective of the damage they might be doing to the country…
@ Kratos,
“”now lets see if this site can truly be patriotic and take on corrupt government officials and their misdeeds also.”
I think you are getting the wrong impression of what I have said, at no point have I implied that the Govt is Corrupt, there may be some bad apples in the Govt like in any big organization who are not pulling their weight, but that doesn’t make the whole Govt corrupt in my opinion. Like every family has a black sheep in the family but that doesn’t make it right to condemn the whole family because of one member.
On the whole I am very, very happy with Mr Rajapaksa and his handling of Sri Lankan affairs. In fact, I would like to offer my Congratulations to him and his team for winning a second term and for the sterling work they are doing.
I suspect you are yet another donkey in sheep’s clothing trying to cause mischief as I don’r recall seeing you post in this forum before. My advise to you: Don’t worry your little brain about the dynamics of this forum, Keep that to the trusted regulars. However, keep contributing here for a while with your opinions and then we can build a picture of your views and see how sincere you are about Sri Lankan affairs. Anyway, let me take this opportunity to welcome you to tamilnet.tv.
If you want to see genuine shameless Pigs with there noses firmly stuck up terrorist backside’s?? Press on the Modayas’ link. Be warned, it is not pleasant. Shameless, Absolutely Shameless.
Oh, let me tell you a another Joke: SF’S campaign manager, who was British and belong to the Liberal Party in Britain. This Guy was supposed to have been in charge of the past election campaigns for the Liberals? But the thing is, the Liberals have not won or even remotely come close to winning anything in the last 50 years. So, I suppose, he was the best choice for Ranil and his looser gang.
As the saying goes, this is what the British would call “”throwing good money after bad”". Hee..heee
Modaya
“take on corrupt government officials and their misdeeds also…”
that’s what i’ve said… not the government as a whole but those bad apples that do exist in the government like you too have admitted…
and FYI… i would not want to be a wolf in sheep skin or anything like that… all of us use screen names already so what’s the need to have a screen over a screen!
“Don’t worry your little brain about the dynamics of this forum”
yeah…i think massive brained like folks like yourself has only comprehension issues
learn to read first and then judge others on their brain capacity