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Totally Smart Donkey Mano Ganeshan Warns Of another Uprising

[TamilNet, Wednesday, 15 April 2009, 01:40 GMT]  

Eelam certified donkey Mano Ganeshan said yesterday that even though the Sinhalam homophobes have succeeded in convincing most of the totally smart Eezhamian global diASSpora that GoSL has almost effectively violated the 100% smart, Eezham peace dove donkeys up their rear end, from all possible directions, he doesn’t believe that the Eezham Tamils will keep quiet and enjoy taking it up their ass (pun intended).

Image: MAno G
 
He issued a very brave, totally non-racist, totally smart statement saying “If Sinhala Lanka doesn’t solve the 100% legitimate, outrageous, evil, horrible, GENOCIDAL™ grievances of the Tamil people very soon; we will start another 100% smart, totally sensible war”.
 
According to him, any sensible government would not-abolish the White Master’s Gifts to the Tamil People, and to reinstate the 100% non-racist policies including:

  • The justly mono-ethnic Thesavamalai laws which prohibit racist, low caste Sinhalams from purchasing land in the North and East of Sri Lanka.
  • Prohibiting Sinhaloid people from getting white collar jobs in Sri Lanka , reserving them only to Tamils
  • Not allowing Sinhaloid students to attend Eastern University or Jaffna University
  • Give 50-50 devolution to 12% minority.
  • Translate the homophobic “Sri Lanka Matha” anthem to Tamil
  • Make the green stripe in the Sri Lanka flag bigger
  • Make the orange stripe in the Sri Lanka flag only a little line.
  • Mandate that 79% majority Sinhala speakers learn the language of the 12% minority, whether or not they stand the chance of even meeting a Tamil person in their whole lives.
  • Prevent Sinhalam and Muslim vermin from moving back to their homes in north and east
  • In short, let us rule again
  • Umbaaaaaaaaaa hee haw heee haw
  • Mandate an ideal weight of 250 lb for all Sri Lankans so that Tamils won’t look grossly overweight next to everyone else.
  • Not trying to teach Tamil people Sinhala, but ordering Sinhalese to learn Tamil.

image: White Van

He further said there were 2,000,000 tamil civilians in the wanni, flocking to LTTE leaders to keep them safe. He also took the time to deny accusations that he was a filthy, slimy, stinky little turncoat and bare-assed liar. When asked if he had been seeing any white vans around him, he turned the subject to cute little leprechauns riding unicorns under a rainbow in the lush meadows of the Wanni.

-Muhanthiram
 

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22 Responses to “Totally Smart Donkey Mano Ganeshan Warns Of another Uprising”

  1. nilantha says:

    1 st this all donkeys pushed out from sl paerliment becouse thay are mad cresy ltte shadows

  2. White van drivers associasion says:

    This idiot is 99% near for a ride with us.

  3. Chingala boy says:

    Ooooooops, we do’t need to worry about the tamils because Velu Praba did the damage for his own people eliminating thousands of tamils from our contry.
    ‘ Mano’ will do the rest with his peelam war .v(5)

    (Muslims are the first largest minority group in the country now)

  4. Col. Rooban Donkey (BBQ, FART) - Former TAF Pilot says:

    Another ugly, black ass , low cast Janitor

  5. ARMY boy says:

    Mano Ganesan PARA DHEMALA hopes peelam war 5? Good, will see the total elimination of dhemalas from our country.

  6. Chingala boy says:

    MANO GANESAN PARA SUCKCKILIYA warns of another war.This suckkili mp feed,paid by Sri lankan tax paying people.
    SUCKCKILI PARASITE

  7. Genaral Sarath Fonseka says:

    ‘Security forces will eliminate terrorism from Sri Lanka very soon’

    “We were able to crush the Tiger’s dream of a separate state and we have destroyed most of their weaponary, planes and sea craft,
    Sri Lanka security forces were able to kill 18,000 cadres of the Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)”

    =======Sri Lanka Army Comander, General Sarath Fonseka=======

  8. White Van driver says:

    Hell ya baby. My van does NOT need plates. However it does have alloy wheels and a cylinder full of NOs. I am willing to give our Hon MP Ganesan the ride of his life.

  9. Tamil Refugee Thangachchi says:

    ohhhhhhh andawanne,, ayyo muruga….Ayyoh monkey god Hanuman..sami… wht happened to tamil refugees money, We urned that by 25 years of toilet cleaning…. Sl army captured all weapons…TODAY THEY CAPTURED OUR “SAM MISSILES” which toilet cleaning tamil bought those expensive weapons for tamil tigers…… wht is Ponna Peekaran doing in NFZ…….where is your pundai Peelam ? come forwerd and go hell….

  10. Tamil freedom fighter says:

    Hi refugee thangachchi,
    I know your pain.Our sUn dog Velu is lier,Cardboard hero..bad leadership… He robed you money…your child..he raped you..your sisters..your moms…We lost ..lost everything…our eelam dream cruched by chingala Army..now we have new leader..we are going for eelam war v (5) under our great Mano Ganeshan….further we need your contibution…we need more money to rebuild war machine…please keep sending your money..thanks.

  11. Toronto White master says:

    how come some ungly people who were once clad only in sarong,bata slippers and skirts end up in Toronto ? they seem to have monkey behavior.they act like monkeys in our streets but now wearing denims and jackets and shoes and even drink wine.

  12. Thalivarassup says:

    I thought i recognized that van.. that’s the same one praba the great was raped in. He liked it so much he went and bought it for himself and his ’special friend’.

  13. Jason Amirthalingam says:

    Mano G toilet sakkiliya needs a shit coated bullet in his ass head.

    Flush this piece of shit down the toilet.

  14. Tamil freedom fighter says:

    Toronto white master,

    Sir,Sory for the bad tamil behavior in your home…,
    I kow our people wearing denims,Jackets,shoes,boots and they drink whisky,brandy,beer,wine etc in your home toronto…but they belongs to monkey race…like our god Hanuman…he is monkey too…so its natural that they behave like monkeys even they wearing well cloth and driking wine etc..most of those boys who drink wine are Kasippu / toddy tappers in our country peelam..

  15. Hellboy says:

    Just have a closer look at this suck-killiya! Look at his sukkili begging eyes.Look at his sakkili begging mouth. All indicate this lowlife sakkiliya should be killed ASAP and tear into tiny pieces.

  16. Vadai boy says:

    Tamils are isolated from there own race,when comes to LTTE relationship….60 million Tamils do not have a single leader to lead them properly….there divisions….there support to LTTE led others to use them as a tool…..still they go against Indian and Sri Lankan governments whom will decide there fate one day.

  17. Dr Nathan says:

    I am a Colombo born Tamil; I know my father came from Tamil Nadu in 1912. My mother also Colombo Tamil born in Gampaha, her grand parents may have come from Tamil Nadu. My mother’s side all Ceylon Government Railway (CGR) workers, alongside British people in the British Ceylon and my father had a Government service with the CGR for 40 years in Colombo. After retirement we lived in Kandy, I was a Trinitian. I had very good Sinhala and Muslim schoolmates. We had very good Teachers from Batticaloa, Jaffna and a very strict Sinhalese Principal. Sri Lankan Government not oppressed me. At this Sinhala and Tamil New year, I can remember the good old days, my mother used to give me a tray full of home made sweets to my Sinhala and Muslim neighbours to distribute and in turn we received sweets from them. I had a great time with Sinhalese and Muslim friends. There were some problems in University seat allocation and job opportunities not equally distributed. When SWRD and Mrs. Srimao came to power, there was severe oppression. However, there were good mediators on Sinhala, Tamil and Muslim sides. There were democratic processes, if one correctly utilise the political processes, all problems can be resolved by negotiation and not by using arms and Bombs. Even Jaffna Tamil people tell me that ‘I am not belonging to Jaffna’. Therefore, ‘I am a Northern’ or ‘Vadakkathian’. Jaffna Tamil people say they speak pure Tamil and Tamil Nadu or Tea estate people from up country speak bad Tamil. The migrant Tamils were predominantly in Tea Estates and lead by Thondaman. Jaffna Tamil (now a major LTTE group) always try and find differences in communities. Later we realised Jaffna Tamil not going to support Indian Tamils or Muslims. LTTE want a land of their own to practice in what they believe is separatism and segregation. How about Indian Tamils and Muslims? Where they go? LTTE are tactical people; they need help from Indian Tamils from Tamil Nadu and from Indian government because they need this help now. If LTTE gets what they want, the Indian Tamils and Muslims have to flee Eelam. I have well observed LTTE’s mentality for years and my family’s personal experience as I have grown and lived in Sri Lanka for 35 years. There should be one government and people should learn to live together respecting each other. Tolerance is the key, look for the common factors of humanity. Don’t look for the differences. LTTE paid a heavy price as their elders never practiced ‘Dharma and Tolerance’ instead they resorted for terror and segregation’. They are now reaping their harvest sown by their elders. The time has come for these Jaffna people to live in harmony with others dismantling their tiger shields away. They are not alone, there are Indian Tamils ands Muslims too along with the ruling Sinhalese. We need a common platform to solve our problems. It is our responsibility to build our Nation strong and powerful again and to give opportunity for all to prosper.

    Especially the demonstration in London to stop the war by force is further damaging their diplomacy. Only extending Vanni peoples’ suffering even further and is advantageous to the Government of Sri Lanka. There are no diplomatic leaders or negotiators in LTTE group to gain Sinhalese or World sympathy. LTTE is begging on the roads of London kneeling down, for Westminster MPs to take action. Westminster government tactically giving a lolly to LTTE. Dismantling the US endorsed LTTE terror symbol is a tough one, as LTTE have well rooted international terror campaign funded by the LTTE sympathisers now crying in Europe. While having a lavishing life style in Europe, Americas, Australia, they sponsored Prabhakaran and his allies including the pulling the ordinary Jaffna people with them. Morally wrong move, pure selfishness to own their lands and have a sovereignty of their own. If that happens no one can live in Sri Lanka. The LTTE symbol is a symbol of terror and any peace loving European community will not sympathise with this terror symbol.
    Breaking the Sri Lankan High Commission in Norway and throwing Nehru’s statue from Indian High Commission at London are not going to help LTTE. Pure madness and indecency in a civilised Society and mobs out cry without leadership. There is no diplomatic leadership within LTTE. My talk with many ordinary white people reflects consolidation of their thinking about LTTE and making no sympathy for LTTE. What is left is to sincerely join hands with Sinhalese and make peace efforts wholeheartedly to make a new beginning.

  18. Gayan says:

    Guys, you don’t get it!
    suckckiliyas like Mano are shouting because they like white van rides! It is a luxury those suckckiliyas can’t afford!!

  19. Gayan says:

    Dr.Nathan,
    It is always good to see a Tamil who is not a racist!

  20. gajan malli says:

    mokada me ponsiya UNP eke manthri kamak aragana thiyenne…UNP wesige puthalata therenadda meka kotiyek kiyala…
    Mun kalin kiwwa, LTTE can never be defeated
    Dan kiyanawa, aye enawalu
    We can’t build up our beautiful nation as long as this kinda sakkili keeps their stinky mouths open… yamanko Mano, Tamil Selavam, Anton Balasinghem inna dihata apata wada denne nathuwa…paraya…

  21. Norwegian SHITamil Faggot says:

    We SHITamils are all the same. Some of us like Ganesan are clever to hide in Lankan politics but in reality we all share the same communalist STINK agenda of Separating ourselves from the Sinhalese. We as a SHITamil Race will never be loyal to Sri lanka, always we will behave like ungrateful Communalist SHITamil Toilet Cleaners.

  22. Vadai boy says:

    Dr.Nathan
    I appreciate your comments.I too from Kandy(st.Ant.collage)
    You are welcome…all the best..

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