[TamilNet, Wednesday, 26 March 2008, 00:15 GMT]
A TamilNet "world exclusive” by Andarea Thiyagaraja
LTTE Information Enforcement Service (L.I.E.S.) has informed TamilNet that HRH Prince Harry, the Third in line to the British Throne has now being deployed in Eelam to fight the Racist Sinhalese Army advancing towards Eelam.
Prince Harry was serving in Afghanistan since in mid-December till the end of February when the information was leaked out to the public. Since then his whereabouts have been a mystery. TamilNet is now able to reliably report that the Prince Harry is in fact deployed on the front lines in Mannar and is fighting alongside the soldiers of Eelam against the SLA.
The head of British Army Sir Richard Dannatt speaking to TamilNet stated that the Prince was transferred to Mannar because he would not be facing targeted attacks from Terrorist organizations such as the Taliban and Al-Qaeda there, adding “It is very unlikely that the Sri Lankan State will go after the Prince personally”.
However General Dannatt statements have done little to stop Harry’s relatives and close friends from worrying. The SLA is most notorious for planting Booby-Traps and laying out landmines in Eelam, and the Princes’ well wishers are worried that he may face the same fate as N.Kumara who was found at the outskirts of Mannar, Or face death by a Sri Lankan Air Force (SLAF) bomb.
When questioned about these threats General Dannatt stated that the SLAF poses no danger because the SLAF is only known to bomb forest reserves, schools and medical facilities and stated that Several carders from the LTTE Grandma Brigade will be sent ahead of the Prince when he’s walking to avoid triggering a land mine himself.
Furthermore a according to a TamilNet insider at the Buckingham Palace Prince Harry will soon be married to an Eelam Princess. It is widely speculated the Princess will be none other than Princess Dhuwaraha, the daughter of the Supreme Sun God. Eelam insiders hope the marriage will further strengthen the centuries old traditional bi-lateral ties between Great Britain and Tamil Eelam.
According to British Tabloids the couple has met briefly in several Royal functions during the last 15 years and is said to be deeply in Love. A high ranking LTTE official speaking to TamilNet stated that the wedding will announced in the coming weeks and the wedding will be held in Westminster in a true Eelamic fashion. It is also reported that the estimated dowry of Princess Dhuwaraha will be around 3 Billion Pounds.
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At last some joy to fill all our Hearts, the worlds most eligible Prince getting Married to one of our home grown Princess, this is simply fantastic news, well done to all at tamilnet tv for reporting this Exclusive News to the world.
I bet the Prince Ginger Whingers Farther, Prince Big Ears, is elated at this news of his youngest Son Marrying our Leaders only Daughter. Oh how this is going to benefit all the Tamil Peeples to no end, and now we are almost guaranteed Eelam in London.
This has to be one of the best things to happen to the British Royal Family, Especially with Prince Ginger Whingers Grand Farther Prince Philip having pure Blue blood should produce some interesting off spring.
Siva Anna,
This is Great,Great News. Just what me and Velu wanted to hear after a hard day at the petrol pumping station scamming the credit cards.
We just hope the happy couple employ a professional driver this time as we all know those British paparazzi can be a bit rowdy
Velu & Tamil Destiny(Australian Tamil)
This is wonderful news, and will no doubt strengthen Anglo-Eelam ties even more! You all know that the Brits are very grateful to us for maintaining the shine on their shoes and commodes. Why, they’ve even given a Tamil name to one of their cities: Birmingham! Even jolly old London was called Londiniam in the good old days when Tamils ruled the entire world. Reminds me of my old friend, Alexaderam the Greatam and his soldiers from Macedoniam.
Velu & Tamil Destiny,
*We just hope the happy couple employ a professional driver this time as we all know those British paparazzi can be a bit rowdy *
You don’t have to worry about that, my dear. The fearsome Grandma Brigade has developed a special affection towards HRH Prince Ginger and some of them will be sent to England to act as his bodyguards. Any paparazzo foolish enough to get too close to the happy couple will be bombarded with false teeth!
God help the British Royal Family, haven’t they got got enough problems without having to get married to this Tamil Thangatchi from the Arse end of Jaffna??
False Teeth you say….Hmmm
I can’t WAIT to see Thalaivar initiating young Harry to the joys of Gerbils…mmmmm yummy
Hi all,
can you guys predict the next SLAF bombing?
Hello Ruwani,
*can you guys predict the next SLAF bombing?*
Of course! Those racist homophobes will again bomb our beautiful Tamil Eelam forest reserves and kill several cows and goats (all of whom are innocent, peace-loving Tamil civilians).
I knew that handsome young british neo Nazi would save us in the end.
I hope he joins the Pink Tigers. I will do anything for him. I will even guard his cyanide capsule for him.
Ooh we have so many things in common, including political affiliation. But he’s just so out of my league. Sigh*
*sigh* He’s my knight in shining armour!
This is the best news for me, since I learnt that Mangalam is considering joining the Pink Tigers. Well at least he will be around though Hari anna is so out of my league.
Oh dear… the sorrows of love.
oh wow prince william is fighting with the tamil freedom fighters. I hope thalaivar gifts him with the finest Tamil bathroom slippers in the world.
Elara,
See what I told you about the SLAF bombing. Go and see Defence.lk there have been some fireworks.
Ruwani, only two rupees to clean your toilet pls. ennada??
Ruwani ! You have a gud view of the Katunayake Airport. Dont ya?
Wasting time looking at planes landing and taking off…..
Dera Harry !
great work man!…
You have selected the correct path(actually shortest) to become a “MAAMANITHAR” or a Brigadier.
LOL!!! This lazy Gnaja smoking useless fighter can’t touch our Sinha brigade.
He just took pictures in Afghanistan. They showed this guy shooting but never showed what is he shooting at. LOL!!!
Maybe, he can join the stupid Tamils and lose to our superior fighting force.
So it is an endorsement by the Queen herself, to recognize eelam, sending her son to defend our country. Very good of him to marry our chief’s daughter and that proves how good our tamil connection to the British peoples are. Very good connection for many years. Even when the British left Ceylon they only took tamils even as servants. sinhalese no good at work, so the British not take them. A lot of tamils now in Britain got there like that. We still love the British and they (the British) take good care of me.Very good, very good, no British prince marry sinhalese. Even the fellow who marry Chandrika’s daughter not royal family. British royal family only decide to marry tamil girl because we like them. they like us. Very happy .