[TamilNet, Tuesday, 19 February 2008, 00:05 GMT]
TamilNet has learnt that the Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE) have announced the creation of a new division to boost their already powerful military strength. According to high ranking LTTE officials, the new division is named “Pink Tigers” and will soon be seeing action alongside other elite divisions such as Charles Anthony Brigade and the Black Tigers to combat against the ruthless homophobic Sinhalese oppressors.
The unit will consist of LTTE’s fiercest and gayest fighters yet. They will be selected from existing Tiger ranks and will be selected on their abilities as fighters, and most of all the ones who give the best head to their Thalaivar! It’s reported that the Supreme Leader V. Prabahkaran will personally be in charge of the screening process and they will be chosen by him to carry out special missions into enemy territory.
The nature of the work will be classified but it’s reported that nothing will be off limits for them. One spoksmen added “Don’t be surprised if one day our Pink Tigers infiltrate the capital and Mangala Samaraweera wakes up one morning and finds his soiled underpants missing! Or don’t be surprised if Ranil Wickramasinghe goes to his secret compartment under his bed (near back right bedpost) and his butt plug collection has vanished!”
They will be unstoppable and they will help the LTTE achieve new heights said one official adding “all the LTTE needs you to do is to send more money because our struggle is ongoing and we are winning! We are always winning; we have been winning for the past 30 years! We will win the East again (which TamilNet stress was not lost in the first place) Keep sending more money to the LTTE!”
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09/02/2008: Grandma Volunteer Brigade Sent to Madhu
Pink vans for Pink-Tigers
Pink Armored cars for your army who are fleeing from the battlefront sounds good.
and their theme song is aerosmiths….pink it was love at first site, pink when i blew up a flight, pink when i lay a claymore, pink pink pink….a bit of humor is this warped world. nice post.
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You stupid singalese people thingk this site is funny? only the jobless stupid morons are visiting this side everyday, i have noticed that everyday, ever since this was launched.
LOL ANEY MEYA PINK TIGERS. SHOOIII PATIYO.
yoohoo…you guys at tamilnet.tv!!
thanks so much for this brave article. when i guard the FDLs no one will believe me when i report that the pink tigers are coming. they all just laugh saying i have had too much anal with my bunker parter.
the army commander (cute as he is) realized that us lonely soldier boys tend to bugger one another in our bunkers when we are left in pairs. its true. i fell in love with my lookout. so anyway he ordered that all bunkers must have at least 3 soldiers in it. but that didn’t help at all. we just began having threesomes.
but then came those pink tigers…in their sexy pink leotards and rose color spandex. that just rocked my world. i didnt know whether to shoot them in the ass or shoot them up the ass. so sexy.
gay warfare is just so unfair!
Hehe..the “butt plug collection” haha..nice one!!
niyamai well done poor yoga is hurt poor eelam bootlicker goto wanni and give vp a blow……
I’m not hurt, Its just an observation and you know that im right, you guys are really jobless to keep refreshing this stupid site full of dry humor Only singalese morons are visiting this so no point
Exactly!, the articles are really silly. Some might even call it a ‘gay’.
I am pink da da dira dum dara ri ra… hey isnt there a song like that …
ah just remembered… i think the authors have made a small mistake .. its actually should be orange tigers.. there are no pink tigers .. bengali tigers are orange no?
Sushi, you’re so right!!!!
some GAY bastard obviously tricked us into writing about stupid pink tigers when all this time we were trying to write funny political stuff.
OH SHIT!!! if anyone reads this idiotic article….people will never take us seriously again! :-(
we’ve been outdone. boohooohooooo! :-( :-(
Pleeease believe us!!!! we’re not really gay!!! just stupid.
I think prabhakaran is sooooooooo sexy! omg I have a poster of him in my room and i kiss it when no one’s around. His fat cheecks, hairy moustache oooh ooh
Dear admin,
I have said this before and let me tell it one more time. Can you please stop posting lewd pictures? I love your website but as a young girl I don’t feel comfortable coming here when there are pictures of half-naked people.
Thanks
RDG
Yoga I am Tamil, and me and my Family we all dont have job,so this give us many free time, and i like to keep in the real news every day so i check everyday with tamilnet.tv for what action our leader is taking to kill the singalam Modayas.
THE tamilnet.tv is very good, all time accurate reporting and bringing the good news all the time to the tamil peeples.
My friend told me in the Tamil grape wine he was told our leader is re- starting the old brigade of the Pink Panthers, who were well known for their Deep Penetration Units, who showed no mercy to those singhlam boys, I heard those singalam boy’s used to walk banddy legged after meeting the DPU boys.
My friend told me none other than the well known, and feared Commander of all our Forces, Comm; Peter Sellears will be taking over with his utterly useless side kick Charles Anthony as Special favor to mrs Selvi Prabha, who is going through a bad patch with her Husband Velu.
So my friend if you see some Singlaham walking by you with banddy legs you know not to approach him as he won’t be able to talk after meeting our Dpu units.
Yoga,
WETAMILS don’t have time to come here because they are busy with cleaning toilets and doing credit card frauds. LOL
Ruwani is young, she’s intelligent and has been married for five years and she is a virgin so the admin of this stupid site should respect her opinion and think twice about the contents and pics.
Dear Admin,
Close down this site or we will close this down.
Pillayan
To Velupundai Annai,
Greetings my Tamil friend, as you know we Tamils have many,many jobs and we are experts in Multi Tasking, Multi lies, and Credit card Fraud and Toilet Cleaning,petrol station pumper,LTTE, paranoid man ol, ganeshen,
we are able to be in many places at once, when you learn the secret, this can be explained to you very easily, but you must be prepared give all your earnings to our fake freedom fight and our leader, so in order to gain these advantages in life all you need to do is give generously to the tigers and we will give you money to start your own business and then you will get money to carry on and you must give us 100% earnings from Business.
So velupundai even you can move up with our good Leaders schemes and you don’t have to clean toilets all your life.
thnx
Pillayan, you and your GoSL arselicking paramilitary group dont scare us. We are Tamils of Eelam, Gay and Proud! What are you? Lackies of Mahinda, and where is your Leader Karuna? Dropping the Soap in some British jail shower. You wait and see, you Dirty Eastern Tamil cowards will pay for your treachery against Great Thalaivar. You think you can break away from us just because you go and win all the battles against the SL Army then prevent we Higher Tamils from taking credit?! Don’t you know the caste system? Jaffna Tamils are the most superiour Tamils of all the Tamils, you Eastern monkeys are too dark, even for we Tamils!
LTTE should be shot 1000 times…send in the STF and sweep all them out…sick of their terrorism, kidnapings, snipings, and extortion
this war should stop, but hey im only on person and i live on the other side of the earth. The people dont realize that they have such a butifull country thats one of a kind, the nation would be a wealthy one, but because of this pointless war they country will continue to be poor and unstable. Tamils should stop those stupid bombings and stop using children as soldiers, if this pointless war over land didnt exist ide be living in lanka right now…instead of canada…
ignore what Ltte supporters have to say about Sri Lanka!! They are bitter and miserable because they haven’t won anything and because LTTE is a terrorist group and loosing badly.
It won’t matter what color your tigers will be, cos soon they all will be fried by the Mahsona, and for the Pink Panthers we can’t wait to get our hands on your DPUs LoL
Are you denying the fact Pukakaran is stealing funds and has bank accounts abroad? Pukakaran family has fancy life? Puka wife never fight war? Puka son gets fancy post by passing other qualified cader? Why is puka fat and cader skinny? All the food going only to one house in north? Why are you letting a low cast thief steal your money?
innocent sri lankans die due to ltte tamil terrorists while orgs like UN doesnt condemn any of these brutal killings, yet they scream when they hear misinformation! What a world we live in. sick people with no hearts, all because of money!! UN has ruined many countries with phoney peacekeeping forces. 1 thng they will learn is, Sri Lanka is not like any other country! We will fight with our blood to keep invaders from interfering with our national internal problems as we have done for decades!!!
LTTE would not even dream of having separate state in India, Singapore, Malaysia +++. It was only in Sri Lanka they tried this, as the Singhalese were very welcoming and Kind to asylum seekers from Tamil Nadu. Please be aware, Tamils would ask for their self-rule in the western countries in another 50 or so years, therefore Norway, Canada, Switzerland ++++ be warned. They will pull your country down, the only thing that they are good at is DESTRUCTION !!!! LTTE, YOUR FINAL DAYS ARE HERE!!!!!!
Ade Yoga, if you think this site is stupid, why the cyanide are you here?
Only singhalese and tamils are visiting this website so much for your attempt to overthrow tamilnet.com
what a sorry effort. hehehehe
Pee ayya, TamilNet.COM is a Fake website publishing false stories about Tamils. No one goes to their website because we Tamils are smart and clever and know the difference between Fake Propaganda intended to derail our freedom struggle and the True word of Thalaivar and the Freedom Fighters of Eelam.
I love the beautiful tamil girl, Vathsala, if I met met her, I don’t care whether she is Pink tiger or what. Definitely, she will get the entire eelam from me.
hee hee hee. Love this satire, really drives the message home. :)
omg berty tamil girls are sooo sexy. Sometimes I go the zoo to look at the gorillas so I that I can look at Tamil-like beauty.
MOUhahahahahahaahahahahahhaha
congratulation prabass the fat diabetic for the creation of
“the PINK tiGAY squad”
hmouhahahahahahahahahahahahahah
tamilnadu !!
This is one of the stupidest sites i have ever seen. People are trying to make a mockery of the things and it shows the singalese chauvanism.
Even if Prabhakaran comes for a meaningful settlement, you people would not be ready for anything.
mouhhahahaha
so karan are you angry ??????
héhéhéhéhéhéhéhé
we know ltters zionist south indian invaders are very angry about this magnifique website
Ruthless GOSL is trying to recruit RAMA MANI for their DPU(Deep penitration unit) as she is very good in PENETRATION. She penetrated to easily to Dr Brian Senaviratne, Kumar Rupasinhe , other NGO heads and Lasantha Wickramatunge.
LTTE NEED TO INCREAS THE TEAM PEOPLE
Please somebody come and save me from this hell, i cant take this anymore.
u poople are a bunch of sorry ass loosers…just die all u ass liking tamil eelam hunters …u will never achieve ur stupud goals
Stupid imagination . Traitors will be punnished by god do not for get it . Technonoloy and brutality and india helped you But no history has told us that slavery all ways work . The same technology will be developed against and you may get proper punishement. I am sincerly askig you to not put this kind of picture and I am telling u for goodself