TamilNet BREAKING NEWS: LTTE Air Craft NOT SHOT DOWN

[TamilNet, Tuesday, 09 September 2008, 10:20 GMT]

Tamil Eelam’s Finest Flying Takaran NOT a victim of AIRCRAFT GENOCIDE ™

TamilNet is extremely amused to hear the outrageous reports on pro-GoSL media that the racist SLAF shot down half of our invincible Takaran Air Force fleet (ie, one Zlin) and damaged the rest of our fleet (ie, the other Zlin) over the skies of Vavuniya.

TamilNet Image: LTTE Air Craft Shot Down by SLAF

This, of course, is absolute GoSL punakku™! We would like to allay the fears of our anxious diASSpora readers by stating that no such AIRCRAFT GENOCIDE™ took place. Contrary to pro-Sinhaloid reports of the mission being AN UTTER FAILURE, both Flying Takarans actually did drop 100 bombs each on the base. It was yet another super-successful mission where the GoSL’s IndraII radar system at the Vavuniya SLAF base was completely destroyed. One Indian radar operator is in hospital, but the Indian govt won’t mind that because they know they’re messing with the invincible Takaran Air Force.

Ironically enough, this radar system was used to detect our Flying Takarans! And they did detect the planes, except that NO TAKARAN PLANE WAS DESTROYED! REPEAT, NO TAKARAN AIR FORCE PLANE GOT AN EXPLOSIVE MISSILE UP THE BACKSIDE! AND THE OTHER ONE WASN’T DAMAGED!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? NOTHING HAPPENED! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!

TamilNet Image: LTTE Air Craft Shot Down by SLAF

As usual, LTTE spokesman Irasiah Ilanthirayan wasn’t available for comment but our totally non-fictitious civilian sources in Vanni tell us that the entire base was destroyed along with 3000 MiGs, 2405 Kfirs and a grand total of 6000 Sinhaloid soldiers also were killed. (We hear at TamilNet believe civilians on the ground and publish their complete non-fictions comments because the alternative is to believe the GoSL lies.)

“They may commit GENOCIDE™ on We Tamil people, but they can never commit GENOCIDE™ on our Tamil aircraft!” said one faithful civilian to TamilNet reporters, shortly before the racist Sinhaloids GENOCIDED™ him for breathing Sinhaloid air and standing on Sinhaloid ground.

The LTTE also launched a super duper successful ground attack on the base in concert with the ultra successful air attack which completely annihilated the racist homophobic Sinhaloids and their base. Tiger artillery softened Sinhaloid resistance to allow the Pink Tigers to infiltrate the base from behind and cause even more havoc. We Tamil superiority was further proven by the fact that most of these Pink Tigers accomplished the horizontal march better than the Sinhaloids ever could!

This combined air and land attack was 1000% successful. It was most definitely NOT A COMPLETE FLOP as depicted in the racist pro-GoSL media! At this rate, Eelam is definitely around the corner and will be achieved just in time for Christmas!

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117 Responses to “TamilNet BREAKING NEWS: LTTE Air Craft NOT SHOT DOWN”

  1. hayesha says:

    don’t help ltt b’cos they killed lot of tamil and sinhala muslim people. god nerver help and nnneeveer and ever give forgive. b’cos ltt people are bad sooo bad.ohhh god please help orphnage tamil people.i’m always sinhalese but i love good tamil people.plesae god care of our al tamil and muslim people and sinhalese people.

  2. hayesha says:

    all tamilian pls listen dat don’t help ltt.

  3. achini says:

    all tamilian pls listen dat don’t help ltt.

  4. hayesha says:

    don’t help LTT. PLEASE help our ORPHernage tail people. god help us

  5. hayesha says:

    all sihala people love our orphernage tamil people. they are never alone.

  6. hayesha says:

    we all have to help them.for our orpernage sri lankan tamil people.thats the main part now. i love tamil people . we are best sri lankan people okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  7. real Sri lankan says:

    Tamil tigers are kari hukanno, prabakaran pakaya lankawatama hikuwa. kati hukanna. pakaya wesige hukanna oya wage pakayek hadapu ammalatath hena 7ma gahanna ona.

  8. Nimalan says:

    To the Rich Tamil Diasphora,

    you earn very big mony from whites,but you have never given a cent to the innocent poor tamil people, you gave millions and billions of money, to ltte, to build a holiday home for you, by using poor tamil boys. how many boys and girls lost their lives, how many people are suffering during last 30 years. how much of blood streams were flowing on our lands,

    ultimately the people who are hailing from a very respectable and a giant culture, have to be in openages and beg for a peace of roti. not only that, you have given billions of money and hell of a lot wepons, arms & ammunitions to the sl govt. if you really loved tamil people and the tamil eelam, you could have given that money to tamil leaders,to develope the north and east, still there are good tamil leaders, after killing about 100 tamil leaders by ltte.
    you will never come to see the situation of tamil people here, and we do not want you to be here. even after the tsunami , poor tamil people did not get anything from you, you may have collected billions of money and gave to ltte, through ngos. we have lost what we earned from generations, and no shelter to prevent from sun and rain, what a missarable lives we are spending, all these were done on your money.
    my last humble request to you is , ” Please do not come to see the tamil refugees here, specially from western countries and australia, we do not want your torn garment and $ or euro notes, we saw the strenght of your white people and how they treated us, we do not expect you to push them further, if you want to make an eelam as your holiday home, go to canada, australia,swiss or anywhere but not here, by looking all those masscaring for last 30 years, we too capable of doing the same thing if you try to do it here again, please, please enough and enough and more than enough!!! you keep your money and enjoy your luxury family lives,

  9. Gunapala says:

    Praba didn’t even have the courage to do what he asked from his carders. Suicide ! fool… Donkey…. Shit eating idiot . Have Fun in HELL :-D

  10. True Srilankan says:

    Guys…
    this wasn’t between Sinhaese n Tamils…
    it was all about an terrorist..
    Please think twice agsin before you put ur comments here as an responsible citizen…
    Please i beg u again as a youth lives in srilanka and as a one who suffered from this Terorissm..

  11. paba says:

    good on ya sril lankan army…..
    u done great job….ur the best army in the world

  12. Gunapala says:

    This was never between Sinhaese and Tamils. this was between Prabhakaran and Sri Lanka, A Terrorist group Vs an entire country

  13. gemba says:

    keri demalu.. umbala okkoma marala umbalakada hadanawa

  14. Gunapala says:

    Hah ! Hah ! haaa…

  15. R.BASKARAN says:

    where is our leader. what position at yalbanam

  16. ranjith says:

    bleady nonsense bastard of srilankan fucck me tamill penis bastards why ur killing un known fellows bastards milltary

  17. Sinhaloid says:

    Ranjith,

    What bloody language are you jabbering in? Oh sorry, I forgot it was your mother tongue: TOILET LANGUAGE.

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