[TamilNet, Wednesday, 21 May 2008, 04:00 GMT]

A report by Andarea Thiyagaraja

Former United States President Jimmy Carter with his 100% clean track record against Human Rights and Promotion of Democracy in the world is opposing Sri Lanka’s re-election to the UN Human Rights Council.

Jimmy Carter was the US president from 1977 – 1981 and was behind 100% non-discriminatory support of Al-Qaeda in Afghanistan and the training of Osama Bin Laden. He was also behind the 100% successful conclusion of Iran Hostage.

Jimmy Carter is also famous his brother, Billy Carter, poster child of American Culture and behavior as depicted by his public urination of an Air Port Runway in the full view of the Press, and the failed assassination attempt of President Carter under Libyan orders. Jimmy Carter has another place in history for paving the way for Ronald Ragans historic 91% electoral Victory in 1980.

Speculation has risen in Sri Lankan Politics as to why a deadbeat US president is making such statements no one is carrying about inside the US.

According to one source close to Jimmy Carter, Jimmy Carter has always had a grudge against the GoSL. This is said to have started when a Killer Rabbit allegedly trained by the GoSL tried to board Jimmy Carters boat and try to kill him in 1979 . GoSL is of course known to use animals in their espionage as the Sinhaloids are too lazy to do it on their own.

However According to one Tamil Eelam insider inside Carter’s staff the president is planning on running for US President.

The Democratic Party is currently in disarray with Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton tugging the party nomination both ways. Many US observers also believe Jimmy Carter, who only served for one term is the only person who’s capable of delivering another historic victory to the Republicans. Where Obama and Clinton will only be able to deliver 60-70% electorate to the republicans Jimmy Carter is fully capable of delivering more.

It is Further learnt that President Carter will announce his presidential bid on top of an Eelam Bunker in Wanni. He will also pressure the Democratic Party Super Delegates to vote for him using 100% legal means which would be conducted by the Eelam Democratic Promotion Division.

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