[TamilNet, Monday, 14 April 2008, 04:00 GMT]
TamilNet: New Spy Technology from Sri Lanka
It may not come as a surprise that the GoSL is as low as their bank account right now. But when things could not get any worse for its image, this newest update will surprise you. The GoSL’s newest secret weapon has two wings and has very clever camouflage.
In a revelation that stunned animal rights watchers and bird protection agencies (especially NGOs) worldwide, Tamil Eelam Air force announced Friday that the GoSL’s newest spy "plane" is in fact a living, breathing bird, specifically their own cultural symbol-bird, the Koha ! (Cuckoo Bird)
The first Spy-Koha was discovered by a peace-loving Eelam citizen, who took his 9mm and shot around the tree tops Thursday morning when the annoying Sinhala-Birds’ mating call disturbed his peace-loving Eelam reverie. "I couldn’t see the bloody bird so I took my peace-lover and shot all around in the tree tops in the direction of the noise" said Brintharajan Sivanesaraja, 14, of Mullaitivu.
At first none of Sivanesaraja’s peace-loving shots hit the bird. "I peace-lovingly shot in the direction of the noise, as fast as I can, but nothing happened. The noise continued. But then I wondered if the sneaky Sinhalese might be trying to trick me. I thought I was going to get ambushed, so I shot all around me". Sivanesaraja’s attitude clearly reflects the dastardly and low nature of the GoSL’s usual tactics. Using deception and manipulation of the brain as their ultimate weapon, the GoSL likes to ambush peace-loving Eelam citizens, instead of facing them in man-to-man battle (wink, wink).
The next part of Sivanesaraja’s revelation is the most shocking for Norwegian bird-lovers worldwide: after much inspection of the dead Sinhala bird’s body that was found in the direction completely opposite to the direction Sivanesaraja shot at initially, Tamil Eelam Air force learnt most shockingly that the Bird had been genetically and brutally mutated by cheap GoSL scientists, to FLY AT, and SHOUT at Supersonic speeds! Sivanesaraja finally understood his initial confusion.
Tamil Eelam Air force has since started shooting at all Kohas in the vicinity, using Tamil Eelam invented Supersonic filters to accurately locate the actual location of this deceiving Sinhala bird. Norwegian Bird Lovers will heavily censure the GoSL in the next parliament meeting for using birds for such low objectives, but as usual does not find any reason to censure peace-loving Eelam citizens for usual peace-loving security measures for Eelam national defense.
– Special Correspondent in Oslo
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As if stealing our Tamil Eelam new year wasn’t bad enough, now these racists are exploiting wildlife! Why am I not surprised?
Elara we really have to watch out now, next time it might be spy gerbils….
Please warn the pink brigade and also Thalaivar although I know he gets his gerbils straight (no pun intended) from Karunanidhi
Outrages and Outages!
How utterly shameful! How typical!
It’s disgusting how the genocidal, racist, evil, horrible, terrible, murderous, terrorist, savage, barbaric, despicable Sinhala government is using cuckoos for its dirty work!
I think you are all Cuckoo, and everyone needs to wake up Pronto Tonto and stop selling out our Boys in the Forces & the Country short for selfish reasons..
What a sad situation this is. I shall write yet another long essay to the Australian parliament and Animal Rights Activists on this serious violation of UNAA (Unites Nations Animal’s Assembly) article 1.1, paragraph 3.456, sentence 7.654.
Elara,
Agreed.
Love,
Gaja.
Aunty Gaja,
Make sure its really long winded and includes forays into spirituality and white australian racism.
I heard that Thalaivar actually really gets turned on when he reads your elegant pieces of art.
I really enjoyed you trying to teach racist homophobic sinhalams that to be cultured and educated is to completely recognize the value of eelam
Love xoxo
Groupie Sinna Thambi
Hi Gaja aunty,
How are you keeping? Nice to see you here. Does the Australian police still harass you? why do they do that?
Anyway, keep writing.
Regards
RDG
LOL
I too would like to take it up there by Dr Rama Mani.
Hi Pluto akki,
Are you the same one from LNP? from what you have written above it doesn’t look like it.
y only koha? y didn’t these peace-loving Eelam citizens notice ERABADU flowers?
Those r spy flowers that genetically improved by racist , homo..etc GoSL.
Not sure. eh? just chk this out…
http://projecthdesign.com/2007/10/26/land-mine-detecting-flowers/
Our eelam army don’t like the new year season.
Erabadu katu are bad for our eelam Bata slippers army.
Rains are also not good for us. We slip and fall down every where.
Hello Ruwani,
It was never a harrassment. Its just that for anything to get done, I need to do them…..err…..particular favours. Men will always be men.
Love,
Gaja
GLP,
Aney yanna oya Gaja aunty nemei. Eya oya wage katha kiyanne neha.
RDG,
Why dear? Cant a middle aged Tamil Woman while languishing in jail for disobedience (the same way Gandhi was) learn some street language?
I find this insulting and ask that you apologize and withdraw the statement.
Gaja
Dear Gaja, ye old gasbag!! it’s nice to know you still have a pulse. Have you stopped buggering the UN whining about Australian discrimination against Tamils ? do NOT quit! The World is discriminating against Tamils everywhere. They’ve forgotten that Adam himself was a Tamil from eLam…and they have scant respect for those three Tamil kings from eLam who went on their air-conditioned camels to greet baby Jesus. Let not the world forget how important the tamils of the vanni are. You are their last hope. Keep fartin’ ye old gasbag..! and throw away the pills your shrink gave you under the orders of the Ausie Courts.
******Does the Australian police still harass you? why do they do that? ******
Australian Police or any other Police for that matter will Arrest you when you Break the Law of The Land. Whilst ignorance of the Laws doesn’t excuse anyone to break the Law.
You may use ignorance of the Law in your defense to mitigate a lighter sentenance. However you are guilty as charged of Trespassing on Eelamm Land.
As punishment the Court Orders you to write Long drawn out Boring (yawn,yawn) whining letters to Australian member of Parliament and to LNP for the rest of your Natural Life.
Kangaroo Court Ocifer(Australian Tamil)
Dear Gaja, ye old gasbag!! it’s nice to know you still have a pulse. Have you stopped buggering the UN whining about Australian discrimination against Tamils ? do NOT quit! The World is discriminating against Tamils everywhere. They’ve forgotten that Adam himself was a Tamil from eLam…and they have scant respect for those three Tamil kings from eLam who went on their air-conditioned camels to greet baby Jesus. Let not the world forget how important the tamils of the vanni are. You are their last hope. Keep fartin’ ye old gasbag..! and throw away the pills your shrink gave you under the orders of the Ausie Courts.
Baur concluded his address saying, “[t]o be facilitator you need a thick skin, limitless patience, and a long perspective. In addition, if you are not honest and try to play power games, you run the risk of becoming a pawn of the conflict.”
If you can Guess who said the above statement you can win a Night of Loving with
Beate Arnestad..or Fr Rayappu..
We will heavily censure Sri Lanka for using Birds for such petty purposes. First it’s child soldiers, and now this!?
Disgraceful.
–Ingmar Haakon Bonheim
GENOCIDAL EVIL SINHALESE USING BIRDS NOW!!!
THEY ARE NOT ONLY RACIST BUT SPECIEST ALSO!!
What a shame, no!
What a lethal looking bird! Evil evil sinhala birds. They’re everywhere. And look at that camera! And of course the giveaway – Red Spy Eyes!
Hi Sandman,
How are you? It’s me the queen of LNP. LOL! Nice to see you. I haven’t seen you in a while at LNP. I go there sometimes just to read. I also write once in a while with a proxy handle. It’s not my usual self to use proxy handles. But extra ordinary problems like Brownie’s dictatorship needs extra ordinary solutions.
And you know the best part? LNP numbnuts think I am not using LNP at all. LOL!
Anyway, come here more often ayya.
“………I couldn’t see the bloody bird so I took my peace-lover and shot all around in the tree tops in the direction of the noise” (((((((((((said Brintharajan Sivanesaraja, 14, of Mullaitivu.))))))))))))…………”
muhahahahahahahahhahahahhaahahhaah hillaaaarous ……………LMAO……..héhéhéhéhéhéhééhéhéhéhéhé
Hi Ruwani
I am more into blogging and find the info on DefenceNet more reliable than most other sites. Also check out the foll:
http://www.srilankaairforce.blogspot.com/
http://www.lankanavy.blogspot.com/
http://srilankan-news.blogspot.com/
regards
The cockoo looks gay..
Must drown the damn bird..
Ade Sinhalaya pundai. Drowning birds is OUR job! Stay OUT of it!
The racist sinhalese of sri lanka are now trying to exterminate all tigers from the world too. They are against even baby tigers, so our baby tigers have decided to take the fight to the sri lankans by strapping bombs on and blowing ‘em up in public transport and other crowded places.
ppl who r bitching about this site….atleast realize that this is democracy…if u go to freakin tamilnet u have no voice yet they keep on writting shit about sinhalese but over here u have ur voice….
foooooools