[TamilNet, Sunday, 06 April 2008, 03:00 GMT]
A TamilNet Science Edition: Sri Lankan Army almost destroyed by LTTE.
Taking hi-tech warfare to new heights, the peerless scientists of Tamil Eelam have unveiled their latest weapon: a brand new laser-guided lightning system. Generated by the Great Sun God Himself. The target for the inaugural strike was a camp of the racist homophobic Sinhala army in Minneriya.
In what was a stunningly successful attack, 400 soldiers were killed and 5900 received injuries, throwing the entire racist GoSL’s northern offensive into total disarray. LTTE spies within military circles report to Tamilnet that mass panic now ensues in SLA camps whenever a single droplet of rain so much as falls down on the ground.
‘This has been a fabulous success! The racist homophobic GoSL’s artillery and jets may only destroy our forests and kill our cattle and goats, but our lightning guidance system has had more success than all that put together!’ said a senior Tamil Eelam scientists from his lab.
In celebration of this famous success, the great Thalaivar himself hosted an all-you-can-suck orgy in his bunker for the Tamil Eelam scientists. Tamilnet hears that the occasion was ‘a real blast!’
Furthermore the LTTE leader V. Prabhakaran, commonly known to his followers as the Supreme Sun God will now able to add lightning to his “God Powers”. Currently the Sun God has many powers but they are non-traditional. Powers such as Time Teleportation have confused many hard core Eelamists as it involves a lot of Technological and Scientific “blah blah” and they have so far being unable to comprehend those. However they will now be able to identify this new lightning power as many Indian comic books such as the Ramayana graphically describe these kinds of powers.
According to one scientist the lightning will be generated purely on the energy generated by the LTTE leader when he is screening new recruits for LTTE Pink Tiger Division. In fact Thalaivar’s moans of ecstasy will be converted to lightning with super secret Eelam technology. “Tamil ingenuity knows no bounds!” the scientist exclaimed. “What has been imagined has now been realized. This is Eelam efficiency at its best.”
Many observers in Sri Lanka have attributed the recent increase in thunder storms and lightning strikes due to the fact that a new screening of carders for the Pink Tigers is now taking place in Vanni.
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hehehehe….
LOL!…
So what is Thalaivar gonna call this new formation?
ThunderCats? ThunderTigers? or with a colour prefix like, white-tigers.
hiiiiickkkkkkkkkksszzzzzzzzz!!!!! you are the man! hehe
Nice Suite Mr. Pahakaran
My deepest condolences to Former Ministers Family & for the civilians who were caught up in this attack.
SUN GOD MUST REDUCE “GLOBAL WARMING”
This is a delightful development! As Thalaivar said, MUWAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
***In celebration of this famous success, the great Thalaivar himself hosted an all-you-can-suck orgy***
Aah! Brings back sweet memories!
LOL!!! Good one guys. hehehehehe…..
they also developed a human torpedo!!! heheehee… go figure….
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=E-LWDCIRWE0&feature=related
what the fuck??
*Contrary to earlier thinking that the Dvora (437) built by Colombo Dockyard was hit by a sea mine, there is a growing belief that a human torpedo was the cause. The Sunday Times has learnt from highly placed Navy sources that at least three guerrillas directed an engine driven (floating or submerged) contraption at the Dvora and banged on it enveloping it in a ball of fire. It sank. The Tamilnet web site, however, claimed the guerrillas then “engaged in a confrontation” with the Navy “that lasted for 45 minutes.”
http://www.sundaytimes.lk/080330/Columns/sitreport.html
is Sunday Times a terrorist paper?? They should ban this paper!!!
Yes, sunday times sucks, but nothing beats that all time dirt rag: DAILY MIRROR!
The Island is starting to reek too … and of course there’s the Sunday Leader (which no one really reads, except maybe Ranil Wickramasinghe and the Sunday Leader staff and their spouses).
There’s horrible newspapers. Then there’s the Sunday Leader. Thank god no one with any sense nor self-respect reads that.
Daily Mirror is so predictable and filthy … it’s not even funny anymore.
Tsk .. what people would do for power and for the power of the people they support. They would endager their own lives, sell their souls and country and worst of all their self respect!
KRS,
I truly agree with you. Look at the link below, Lasantha Wickramatunga and his gang scum journalists are jeopardizing the safety of teenagers. Otherwise, why would they publish the addresses of the eye witnesses.
http://www.dailymirror.lk/DM_BLOG/Sections/frmNewsDetailView.aspx?ARTID=11200
Rishan, KRS and Mr Brown,
Of course those newspapers are on our side. Wasn’t it obvious from the start? We’re especially happy with Ranil and Lasantha for revealing to us the names of those dogs and Tamil traitors in the racist homophobic GoSL’s intel wing. Thalaivar rewarded those two personally *wink wink*!
My deepest condolences TO OUR GRETA MINISTER……………………..
R.I.P……………………..
This people here are racist.