[TamilNet, Sunday, 13 April 2008, 07:15 GMT]
TamilNet Exclusive: Tamil Eelam, Sinhala New Year Message from the LTTE
V. Prabhakaran the Supreme leader of the Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE) and the Great Sun God has released his annual Tamil Eelam New Year message. The Following is a Full Transcript of his message.
ATTENTION DONKEY FOLLOWERS OF NON-EXISTANT EELAM. We once again are able to witness a New Year celebration celebrated mainly by the racist Sinhalese. However I must take this moment to remind you that the “New Year” Which falls in April was in fact a Tamil concept at first. For thousands of years the Tamil People have celebrated their New Year in April in their homeland. After the invasion by the racist Sinhalese they stole the New Year from us. This is one of many items the Sinhalese stole from the Tamil people and converted to their own benefit.
Also I must take this moment to congratulate our non-existent carders of the Tamil Eelam Suicide liberation wing who killed Tamil Lackey Jeyaraj Fernandopulle in a New Year’s sports Festival. Like I always said Tamil Ministers are the greatest threat to the Tamil Eelam People, Especially when they are in charge of building roads, flyovers and organizing Election campaigns in Tamil Areas. (NOT THE EAST. Did I SAY THE EAST? WE ARE STILL IN FULL CONTROL OF THE EAST)
Also I would like to invite all my loyal followers for several Tamil Eelam New Year Events we have organized.
Pat the Goat the Right Way
Though most of the goats available for patting were killed in a racist Air Strike on the Tamil Eelam Petting Zoo, I have decided to allow several goats from my own collection for the use of my followers, because I am a caring and considerate leader when it comes to Sporting events and the Tamil People. 
Although the goats may look like they have severe discomfort in their back sides, Let ME assure you that they are completely fine and are enjoying themselves in a Very Eelamic Manner.
Hide the Salami
For Male Supporters Only (For obvious Reasons).
The Salami will be inside one of my or Pottu’s pockets and who ever finds it first gets an automatic inclusion for the Pink Tigers.
Furthermore several of the most popular events will be held in real time in Racist Sinhalese territory because of their Explosive nature.
Jacket Triggering
Mostly For my highly educated and non-Brainwashed Tamilistani Women. They can show their talents for triggering s switch in the midst of a racist Sinhalese crowd and entertain the Tamil Eelam people with the ensuring chaos.
The Winner will receive a personal visit from ME when I Visit Eelam.
Claymore Laying.
Another highly sought after talent in everyday life in Eelam. I have (Using the authority invested in my as the Supreme Sun God) decided to convert this to a sporting event. This event will take part along the roads of Sinhalaland. The winner will be decided by the most number of “voluntarily incapacitated/dead Sinhalese civilians”.
I would like to remind My Loyal followers that if they want to, they can shoot the voluntarily incapacitated and “voluntarily kill them” for a bonus point.
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What utter Nonsense. How can any one steal a New Year ? these kind of Lies would have worked in the past, but the people are more intelligent nowadays and just goes to show to wider world that Donkey and his followers are talking out of their ANAUS HORRIBLES.
Pink Tigers...LOL
http://www.hindu.com/thehindu/holnus/001200804131551.htm
Go ahaed and hang yourself for all what we care. Let us know how long the rope you need.
You fellows mess up and you think our government is here to find you jobs abroad.
There isn't much work you can do anyways, other than going down the sewerage pipes.
What else thalaivar can do other than sending brain washed, tamil suiside bomber and go back to his hidings?
What did he gain for last 25 years by doin that over and over again?
He He... Anyone can c that his dream land peelam is so near!!! Get a life bro, atleast in this new year and stop ur flattery.
We need U to remain as a one piece, to collect that sun goat's pieces.
It is with great pleasure that I, Elara® , join Thalaivar in wishing you all a very happy Tamil Eelam New Year.
Please excuse my delayed greetings: I was a bit busy enjoying the above-mentioned games with the Maveerars down here.
Eventually your daughters will have the gerat honor and privilege of making the supreme sacrifice for me by becoming a black tiger.